Captain Sir Lister of Smeg
“Captain” Ryan Clark
TV RYAN! TV RYAN!
Right there in the title
I’ll double down on “wrong” answers and suggest
Edit: someone waaaay down beat me to it.
Zaphod is both president and captain by bistro logic.
Ey! It’s me.
If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes should fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
Alf was the only one on the craft that brought him to Earth, right? Captain.
heh just started watching this again for whatever streaming it’s on for Canada now. And since the garage it crashed into wasn’t obliterated must be a single person craft. So yes, Alf is technically a captain, like invader Zim is a conquerer I imagine.
Well, smoke me a kipper! :::Fist pump:::
Captain Povey. Debate over.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again…
What’s this from?
DC’s Legends of Tomorrow
Gosh dang this show was ahead of it’s time. It was practical military and humanizing space before BSG. We weren’t ready for it.
Space: Above & Beyond would like a word
I love carter, but definitely not a good fit for starfleet. Too “us military” for peaceful exploration. Also too moral for Sec. 31.
Definitely daystrom institute, specializing in first hand field research.
She was NASA, and Air Force, which is the least US Military of the US Military.
Pff. If Carter had been in Voyager the Delta quadrant would have been a single episode.
Carter would have set up timers on all their torpedoes, found a way to get them home with the caretaker’s station, and had the torpedoes beamed all over the station set to explode minutes after the ship got launched back.
Figures the ONE TIME Janeway respects the prime directive…
Gotta make sure those torpedoes are are armed with C-4 warheads, though.
If they had access to photon torpedoes on the daedalus/prometheus/Apollo etc, they’d definitely use them.
C4 is a sidearm though, everyone needs a cargo pant pocket filled with it
In her defense, an air force captain is not the same rank as a captain in the Navy, which the starfleet ranks are based on. She’d be like a lieutenant commander in starfleet. So I think she’d fit right in.
She made full-bird colonel (O6) eventually, which is Captain in the Navy
Meh, she’s only a captain in the beginning. As far as I’m concerned, she’s Colonel Carter.
She made it to full colonel by the time of Atlantis, same rank as the full-time commanders of Earth’s biggest space carriers.
I had no idea. That’s interesting.
She looks like a good fit for deep space radar telemetry.
Probably in need of a new toaster, as well…
Daystrom Institute, first hand field research… That’s the best Star Trek pitch I’ve ever heard!
Best to file off the serial numbers and do it outside Paramount, though. They’re evil now.
There’s also that episode where Jack claims to be Kirk…
Major Babe
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
I picked the wrong day to stop Ketracel white
Roger.
Over
That’s Clarence Oveur, copy?
You have clearance, Clarence.
Roger, Roger.
What’s my vector, Victor.?
What?
So many good options!
So much smarter and harder working than Johnny Rico.
