Can ya feel it, Mr Krebs?

It can be an easy thing to test yourself, depending on local geography. Go for a walk in a forested area, even lightly, and then walk in an open field, then walk on a street. The temperature difference is easy to notice.

There’s a trail nearby that goes from lightly forested to pavement next to a road, and then back to lightly forested. There’s easily a 5-10*c difference when on the pavement, it’s like hitting a wall of heat.

Edit: this is to say: there should be no doubt about the effectiveness and necessity of urban tree cover. Green walls/roofs, light coloured roofs, green covered parking lots, etc. Solar panels also work well to block the sun, and provide extra power as well.

If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes should fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

First they make the frogs gay, now they’re blowing trees. When will the madness end?!?

Humans: disband weather radar

Tornados: bonjour!

Humans:

Have you tried asking humans out on a date? Might have better luck. At the very least, human beaks are softer than seagull beaks.

How rude, why is your prostate in my body?

phone rings, main character picks it up

“I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don’t have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.” - MC

“Uhh, I’m just calling about your extended car warranty…” - poor bastard

Why’d the baker give away bread to the hungry?

It was the yeast they could do.

Hey gogle, how to piracy?

Got em.

Thank you, it was right there comic creator.

In the end, isn’t that the real treasure?

Wait, really? My whole life is a lie.

Here’s some really profound writing you might enjoy, really brings a tear to the eye.

“In the beginning, the universe was created. This has made a lot of people very unhappy and has been widely regarded as a bad move.”;

Still doesn’t work.

Mechanical contraction of veins in your lower legs from muscle contractions (walking generally, but could just be clenching) is what “pumps” that blood back to the heart. Once blood enters the capillaries, the blood pressure is quite low and not sufficient to return to the heart.

This is why people can faint when standing for too long, commonly seen in military parades. It’s also why members are taught to clench the calves repeatedly/wiggle their toes to prevent this.

Yup, had one cat that never learned to knead, they would rub themselves over me when I pet them, head bumps, etc but never made the biscuits. Brought them to the in-law’s place where there were two older cats who did knead. My little goofball watched them do it, and almost immediately started kneading.

My thighs are the never ending dough to their kneading forevermore.

Jesus Christ.