Nothing proved to me that being gay isn’t a choice more than desperately wanting to get off but going soft in another man’s mouth.

Once something is a key performance indicator it ceases to be an indicator and becomes a goal.

How do you say Hound of the Baskervilles in Japanese?

Yeah, gonna be 90 here next week.

Shit’s fucked

What if the real controlled opposition was the Republicans we met along the way.

It’s 60 degrees halfway through May wtf are you talking about

Considering how horny I was at 14 I’d have been stoked to know there was even more sex I could have.

Shame I’m not even a little bi. (I checked.)

Fun fact: Mine is also a GTI and once I swap the timing chain and get her to pass emissions on a 3” downpipe I’ll be adding coilovers!

I’ve found that just pan-frying raw potatoes cut in half with the cut side down works great, but the additional water from brining would make them even fluffier.

I like crawling around on the ground so I took a perfectly reliable car and ruined it for 90% of driving.

But that other 10% is maximum fun

I’m just never buying a car made after 2018.

Also, how long are the gimmick features like in car karaoke going to last and how much will it be to repair them?

The balanced NYC budget: Brought to you by the makers of steamed hams.

There are certain things that should be buttons that don’t move. The hazard flashers, for instance.

They should not be an icon on the “dashboard” that goes away when you’re trying to change the temperature.

Especially when the software required to reprogram the modules costs thousands of dollars, if it’s even available at all.

I’m gonna have to install Win11, aren’t I…

My parents got a new car and they thought I’d be impressed that it has an iPad for a dashboard and knows who’s driving by using your phone.

And 20 years ago that would have been cool. But now? Now all I see is data harvesting, bad UI, and expensive repairs that must be done at the stealership.

Tech used to be something fun and new, that gave you freedoms and abilities you never thought were possible. But now it’s just another way for companies to ship expensive crap and exploit us. I’d much rather have my dumb car that makes fart noises and won’t even shift without my help.

One thing I did like is that the interior door handles are well-made and easily accessible.

“Hey! We’re not making political decisions, we’re making racist decisions! Get it right!” - John Roberts, probably

Same here, and being in charge of them is the last thing I want.

I don’t think humans are capable of thinking in terms of millions or billions so it’s gonna be hard to get them to do anything remotely as complicated as this sustainably.