rest in peace in that big gay bathhouse in the sky he’s always wanted to be in.

The fuck, dude. He is not fancy enough to make the guest list in Hell. The big gay bathhouse of the damned is pretty sweet

I mean you can pay us to be extroverts. Gotta be worth the money.

It’s dinosaur shaped

Hony, is your mom a penguin?

No they’re not

And moose hunt orcas. Scariest sea mammal.

Plant your feet firmly on the ground, a little wider than shoulder width. Put your head between your knees. Now try to tell me loafs don’t pinch easier in that pose

Scissors and an orifice cap are better friends

I know this is in my future, but I ain’t fallen back asleep on the can at 2am yet

Wouldn’t your pee get wet?

Then you do handstands. Don’t be embarrassed, embrace your quirks

I mean, I’m usually a sitter but sometimes there’s a knot in my back that, well when it relaxes it uncorks the damn dam. Sometimes you gotta do calisthenics to get the juices flowing

It usually isn’t the water, it’s the bowl in front

Well that’s just good hygiene

Do you count the Waddle of Shame? I don’t count the Waddle of Shame, it’s much less intentional.

I just submerge. What’s this sit/stand nonsense?

You’re lucky they put the knives down before grabbing. Or not, I don’t know your circumstances.

You’re shitting right now, aren’t you rex

That a coloplast or hollister? I have a soft spot in my skull for convatec products personally.

your point being?

yeah they’re pretty bad