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An angry red head wearing a purple shirt with the X-Men logo on the breast knocks over Death and grabs him by the robe with tears in her eyes. She points to the claw machine Death was playing which is currently picking up a doll of Sir Patrick Stewart.
Dot: One… Just take ONE fascist billionaire. Or is this some kind of sick game to you?!
“I? KILL? said Death, obviously offended. CERTAINLY NOT. PEOPLE GET KILLED, BUT THAT’S THEIR BUSINESS. I JUST TAKE OVER FROM THEN ON. AFTER ALL, IT’D BE A BLOODY STUPID WORLD IF PEOPLE GOT KILLED WITHOUT DYING, WOULDN’T IT?” -Pratchett
Gnu sir terry
I made a little firefox extension to collect the clacks headers some websites use: https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/clacks-collector/
Unfortunately there aren’t many that do, but my websites do, and they include sir Patrick Stewart since yesterday :)
“A man is not dead while is name is still spoken.”
I just finished rereading Going Postal a month ago. :)
I actually haven’t read that one yet but I’ve been going through the Discworld series by subseries as recommended by Discworld Emporium, and I have been enjoying his work a lot. Very much looking forward to reading the origins of the Clacks.
Shitty copper.
Ea-nāṣir will live forever.
GNU STP
I’m going to be quite direct here:
The fascist billionaires aren’t old enough. If you want one to die, kill one. Commit some violence. Make them go the way of Charlie Kirk.
Stochastic terrorism is the act of a coward. You are a coward.
Anyone that’s mentally well knows that this shit will be likely thwarted by the Secret Service resulting in whoever doing the act being imprisoned for life or very likely killed. The end result will be just giving the authoritarians more justification to be even more oppressive.
So the goal of statements like yours is to attempt convince someone that’s mentally unwell to do some violent act for your own entertainment. If you really believed in what you said, you’d do it yourself. But you know you’d just get yourself killed and imprisoned, so you post this shit on the internet trying to prey on the mentally unwell.
You are a psychopath and a coward. You are only helping the fascists with your bullshit stochastic terrorism.
SpaceCowboy is a confirmed Jeffrey Epstein Class supporter. He is currently trying to install defeatism in people so you stay obedient and scared of the billionaire class.
Here is him equating MAGA’s cult with a Twitch Streamer’s community which wants to remove the MAGA cult, like Hasan Piker’s. Even if you dislike Hasan for whatever reason, but not class consciousness ideas in general, imagine comparing a cult of people that still support a pedophile, a warmonger with real nuclear power in his hands, who is getting millions of people killed, with a fucking Twitch community that is angry at all that.
Imagine saying that, the people who want Trump to win so he enriches himself and no one else while hurting brown people, latinos, women, etc., is the “exact same type of cult” as that of a Twitch streamer who is actively spending 8 hours everyday teaching people how fucked up everything Trump is doing is for free. Absolute ignorant hill to die on.

There are a number of pro-MAGA, pro-Jeffrey Epstein people in this website trying to weaken the people by saying really stupid shit like this.
SpaceCowboy does that to try and shame you, to make you stop doing class consciousness or spread awareness, and instead continue working for the billionaire class in silence, fear and shame. With your head down.
He is the kind of guy who would stop the Allies from killing Nazis because “that’s too violent~! My feelings! My image! My comfort zone~!” while claiming he is not a Nazi. He is. He is benefiting them. He is helping them by stalling progress. He is someone who will never sacrifice anything for the people, but still expects to reap all the rewards. Even if SpaceCowboy is all about achieving change through voting and the law, the fact that he gets this angry at you for displaying a rightful amount of anger due to all the stress, pain and misery the billionaire class has laid upon the working class, like not being able to afford a home, a family, all of us losing our youngest and healthiest years, our 20s, by working so hard for so little; that is unforgivable. It should not be tolerated anymore. Never again. They just wasted our fucking time like this. Shaming us, guilt-tripping us and shit, while they probably live under a lot of privilege for them to not feel the same anger and desperation we do. The little princess wants everything to be pink just to please her sensitive eyes.
The job of people like SpaceCowboy (and other users like SatansMcgottyCum or whatever the fuck his name is) is to spoil any attempt of union. They want you to feel afraid, to feel hopeless, to have no direction. No one to listen to, no lead, no nothing. They want you ignorant and complacent. Living under this boring mediocrity with no real freedom.
He forgets that the billionaire class are just a few thousand. The people are billions. Even if they killed us in masse, they’d be killing themselves because we are their money. We are everything to them. Without the people, there is no country, and with no country, there is no more power. Do not ever let people like SpaceCowboy convince you that life has to be this way. I am not telling you to risk your life like Luigi did, because it genuinely is risky to do it alone, you should at least get a small team first, or plan it very, very well; but to try and censor people’s anger, to try and silence them online like SpaceCowboy does, instead of sharing the sentiment…, that is unacceptable and forever unforgivable from now on. I have no more patience for people like this. Tone-policing, “political correct” narcissists who want everything their way.
SpaceCowboy benefits no one but the Jeffrey Epstein Class.
In shorter words, SpaceCowboy believes that leftists in general are the same as MAGA.
Worse. He just showed his true colors. Dude is a pro-Israel Zionist, spouting both MAGA and Zionist talking points lol. Just made him spill it all out.
I think you just proved everything I wrote to be correct. You are in a cult, Hasan is the cult leader, and you feel you need to harass people that dare criticize the leader. Following me around and posting harassing replies proves what I said to be absolutely correct.
So yeah, in a reply to a DM you sent me, I said Hasan and his followers have a lot in common with Trump and his followers. Wow you really exposed me… I really try to keep it a big secret that I dislike both Donald Trump and Hasan Piker. Really great exposee there. Almost as mind blowing as when the MAGAs exposed Jack Smith for going to a basketball game.
Is all the stuff you put about the Epstein class just standard boiler plate you use in all your harassment campaigns? That’s just lazy.
You stood in front of a gun aimed at a Jeffrey Class billionaire. You are fucking done.
All this shit I do I did it before Hasan too, by the way, I am not doing it for him, but for the people you are getting hurt. I’ve talked to MAGAs like this since 2016. And even if I was in a cult, I’d 100000% rather be in a cult that looks out for humanity, not greedy pedophiles like you.
I am noticing a massive uptick in MAGA supporters trying to equate Hasan with Trump. Look, this is one of you in Dan Saltman’s channel:

So, you literally speak like a Dan Saltman fan. That guy is an open pedophile supporter who hangs out with people like Ethan Klein, Asmongold and Nick Fuentes (the latter two Holocaust deniers who also wish all Muslims death).
Here is another one like you, in the same Dan Saltman video. Dude writes like you. It might be you:

Those two were just this morning alone. I saw more than 10+ yesterday, all of them coming from people who support shitty pro-MAGA figures.
Brother. You are fucking trash. You are the worst type of traitor if you really and genuinely believe you are a leftist. You are not. You benefit the pedophiles, and people like that don’t have a stand in this world anymore. Know your place, worm. You will never embarrass or make people feel guilty and bad for wishing violence on these warmongers who smile after they kill millions of us with ease. You will never stop people from watching Hasan with this cheap guilt-tripping nonsense either. We all can see through it. It’s no surprise it is literally a brand new talking point that popped out this week. You never said anything like this for the past 2 years at all.
You know why? Because you just got these orders from your MAGA leader. You got told to use and spread this cheap garbage just like the “he zaps his dog” hoax created by Dan Saltman and Ethan Klein. Shit is on the same level as “people are eating dogs and cats in Ohio”. It only works on the dumbest people on Earth. I am glad to see your ass is getting rejected by Lemmy. Lemmy is going to be alright.
Dumbest fed ever. You should get fired. You did nothing but validate and strengthen the ire of people have for all of you. I’d say keep it up. You are only strengthening future Luigis. We need more friction like this, more ragebait. Look at how far you’ve brought us. Pacifist ass arguments do not land anymore, as they should, they only wasted our time, our healthiest years like our 20s as I previously said. People won’t buy your shit anymore, they increasingly got nothing to lose. You clearly still do, hence why you are still a little coward. Privileged disconnected asshole.
You stood in front of a gun aimed at a Jeffrey Class billionaire.
So now you’re making implied threats of violence?
You’ve gone too deep on this shit. I don’t even know this Dan Saltman is.
You should really take some time to think about things. If someone thinks Hasan and Trump have similarities, either they like both Trump and Hasan, or they dislike both of them. It’s not at all rational to think someone that thinks they’re both the same must love Trump and hate Hasan. You’re thoughts are very scattered and irrational.
It’s not healthy to have this level of para-social attachment to someone on your screen. Hasan is just a guy that says controversial things on the internet to make money. He’s not your friend, he’s certainly not the messiah. Your level of devotion to this internet guy is an indication that you are mentally unwell. I’m not saying this to be rude or to “own you” or whatever. You should seek out some help from a professional.
This is not healthy.
What is your opinion on Hayley Stevens giving her support to Mike Rogers? What do you think of that? I am more interested in this than your thoughts about Hasan. You always attack the messenger, never the message, so. Just tell us what you think of this. If you do not answer this simple easy question, it means you are a MAGA. An ashamed one.
Watching Hasan right now. He is showing us how Hayley Stevens, a democrat candidate that lost against Abdul El-Sayed, is going 100% MAGA by giving her support to Mike Rogers. She too mentioned Hasan as a reason why. She is literally voting for a MAGA, because she thinks Abdul is a terrorist just for being Muslim. Islamophobia. You hate that he is showing us that today? Showing us how the democratic party is failing its people? Because that is going to push people to find a third option, like Abdul, who represents the Democratic Socialists of America now, not the Democratic Party anymore.
Can you tell us why is Hayley Stevens going full MAGA? Isn’t she supposed to be on the side of the Democrats? Be careful, though. If your opinion is the same as Hasan’s… will that mean you are in a cult too? You agree and think like the cultists after all, unless you got a unique angle we haven’t seen yet.
BTW, I just checked and yes Hasan is indeed on the front page of twitch.tv, a website owned by Jeff Bezos. Not logged in, it’s just how twitich.tv is for everyone.
You might think you’re in a special little secret club of the socialist resistance, but you’re actually just consuming content actively promoted one of the wealthiest men in the world.
I think this is typical leftist behavior of spending more time attacking Democrats than attacking Republicans. I mean why do you have so much interest in a candidate that’s out of the race, rather than the person Sayed is actually running against?
The Democrats have really going to bat for Sayed. Obama going to Michigan appearing in ads with him. I see even the Bulwark crowd going full on about Rogers being a racist. Obama wouldn’t have gone to Michigan if this was a lock for Sayed, he would’ve gone somewhere else instead.
Learn to read the signs, Sayed is a weak candidate. Obama wouldn’t be putting in so much effort for a strong candidate. Some things are personal, Hayley Stevens isn’t going full MAGA, she just has concerns about Sayed’s association with antisemitsm. What everyone wants is for Sayed to strongly condemn antisemitism, but he’s a little weak on that, which is indeed concerning. Everyone needs to decide for themselves whether that’s ok or not. His association with Hasan “America deserved 911” Piker, is a really big liability too. Many working class people in Michigan feel betrayed by the uncommitted movement which Sayed was a part of. Sayed has a lot of baggage, which is why he’s a weak candidate. His past is a legitimate cause for concern, being soft on antisemitism is a huge cause for concern. I personally think Stevens is wrong (Rogers sucks more than Sayed), but Sayed is certainly problematic.
Bottom line is an endorsement by Obama is a much bigger thing than an endorsement by Hayley Stevens. If you actually wanted Sayed to win, you’d downplay what Stevens said and amplify Obama’s endorsement. Hasan is focussing on Stevens (ignoring Obama) to make a case against Democrats. Gee… wonder why Hasan is on the front page of a website owned by Jeff Bezos?
It’s about 50/50 whether Sayed loses a race that could’ve been an easy win if had have been a stronger candidate. Everyone knows this, the DSA crowd is looking for someone to blame if their bullshit causes the Dems to lose a Senate seat. Hopefully he wins, but it’s gonna be really tight. And that’s really saying something given how much Rogers sucks.
Hasan and the DSA are a huge liability. Everyone knows this, including Hasan.
So now you’re making implied threats of violence?
For pointing out that you tried to silence someone’s anger toward a Jeffrey Epstein billionaire? No. It was just a more creative way of painting what you did to Tattorack.
Dan Saltman is a pro-MAGA figure. You are spouting his talking points. You align with him. You are the same people.
Hasan brings awareness to the Iron River, which is costing my country, Mexico, over 30,000+ innocent people. I don’t see you or any other influencer doing that. Or talk in support of Palestine when October 7 happened. He deserves all that money he gets donated, so he can keep doing his job, he tanked so much criticism. There are people with more money who do jackshit with it, at least Hasan is tanking morons like you everyday for 8 hours. **All you are doing is try to discredit him and stop people from watching him, because you probably have stocks in companies that make a profit off war and innocent people’s deaths, like Lockheed Martin, Boeing, General Electric, Daniel Defense, Colt, Smith, etc. **
There is no other reason why you’d be this passionate about silencing him. He’s fucking with your bag full of blood.
There you go. Using MAGA talking points like “you need help. Go seek a professional” after you got nothing of real value to share anymore. All because I am angry at injustices like pedophiles being in power, 30,000+ of my people dying every year, and you trying to slow our progress down. You just want us ignorant and directionless because that’s how you allow the Jeffrey Epstein Class to thrive.
Listen, dude. Nothing of what you said in this thread will ever stop the people from opening your head to the truth, alright? The time for people like you is over. You are nothing but a murder. You are the one who is mentally ill for getting my people killed like that. Sad excuse of a human being.
Also, please, please, learn how to write properly. I cannot believe a random Mexican like me, who learnt your language in Runescape, can write it better than you do, a Canadian. You still cannot get the “Your” and “You’re” right. Why should we trust an illiterate moron like that? I can make those mistakes, but you? What is going on? It seems like you are someone who doesn’t read enough.
So much time wasted on so many word and all I read is “I like the taste of boot”.
So now the coward is writing some lame vaguely leftist sounding bullshit in a vain attempt to sound like a tough guy.
I’ve come across a lot of internet tough guys in my time, but you’re particularly lame. At least tell me how many confirmed kills you have when you were a navy SEAL or whatever instead of this weak-ass commie revolutionary LARPing bullshit.
yawn
Nah. I’d like some terrorism against the ruling class. They are going to go after and oppress us either way. Only the ruling class wants us to peacefully protest. Read a history book. There’s a reason why we learn about and have a day dedicated to MLK Jr and not Malcolm X.
No the ruling class wants you to use violence to justify cracking down on everyone.
Yeah history tells us MLK created a movement which gained people a lot of rights, but a bunch of internet wankers want to take that away from him in an effort to encourage more violence from the safety and comfort from their basement.
Not only are you a coward, you’re a lying coward. But this sort of thing is to be expected from psychopaths.
They called MLK violent when he was still protesting, you can never protest softly even to not be criticized, but you can protest softly enough to be ignored.
Sure thing. Keep making witty signs for no kings marches which does jack shit. I’m sure Trump and the oligarchs are scared.
We all know the only way to beat fascism is with peaceful protests 👍
matt Kaufman
At least he took Lindsay Graham and, effectively, Mitch McConnell
Mitch is still occupying that seat and votes, Weekend at Bernie’s style.
He died the way he lived. Being an obstructionist.
Rofl wow you’re right, it is weekend at berries.
🤢
And then his sister inherited the crown because Democracy
Need the pull bin to be full of recognizable characters like Musk, the Waltons, Murdoch, and Trump, and the gravestone graphics to have the names of Dolly, Sir Patrick, Tim Curry, and the like.
Trump is in there….
Where? They look like random creations, like eyepatches and stuff. I don’t see an orange tan and bad combover.
Bottom middle. Blonde combover and the face is scribbled orange
Ah, you’re right. Didn’t register for some reason. “X” marks the spot.
Are the Waltons recognisable at all? As for Murdoch and Trump I guess a bunch of old farts, and one of them orange. But would an orange old guy be investigated for threats against potus?
You’d only need a few recognizable ones for people to get the drift. Musk, trump, Bezos, and Thiel would be likely to work.
When those fascists finally die nobody at their funeral will have truly loved them, and the world will not collectively mourn the loss of someone who made it better.
While I get it, I’d rather appreciate these people and the lives they lived.
The ones like Dolly and Patrick Stewart lived good lives that inspired us all for the better. They reached a good old age surrounded by loved ones before passing on. We would all be lucky to be half as fortunate, and our collective grief serves as a testament to their character.
The fascists funerals will be packed, but most will be there to verify that they are actually dead, and then to party.
“Is it true, Maurice?”
“I seen it myself, Dorlene. Those eyes were as dead as they were when he was alive. When I saw the smile on his wife’s face, I knew the bastard was gone.”
There’s a great book by John Scalzi called Starter Villain. It starts off with a pretty normal guy being asked to preside over his estranged uncle’s funeral. It gets pretty funny when every guest who attends is just there to make sure the body is in fact dead and is really the uncle. I was surprised with how much I enjoyed the book.
Hopefully they will be open casket.
The casket:

Those billionaire funerals will be just networking events for the rest of them.
Pretty much, you don’t have the empathy necessary to mourn the dead that high up.
Death: it is YOUR job, not mine to fix YOUR problems, not mine. But of course all you’re going to do is demand random deities to make things better for you.
right omg. like guillotines weren’t invented and resistance never existed.
believe it or not, these billionaire fascists are all made of meat and blood just like the rest of us.
Billionaires have good healthcare unfortunately
I mean, I get your point. But Sir Patrick Stewart was also insanely loaded. And even at his advanced age probably had better healthcare than most of us. Still. Sad.
Very sadly, there’s only so much even the best healthcare can do with what ended Patrick Stewart’s life. Some things just can’t be made better.
Two things are certain in this world, death and taxes.
Unless you’re a billionaire then only death and a few of them are trying very hard to keep that at bay for as long as possible .
Didn’t one of those bio hacking nuts give himself a terminal condition a month or so ago?
I don’t know if he gave it to himself, but one of them has a terminal auto immune disease. Bryan Johnson.
We should start calling them Proto-mephs
Do you mean meths, short for Methuselahs?
Its an altered-carbon bit, yes.
They’re all on that adrenochrome QAnon kept on raving about.
I dunno chief, Patrick was getting pretty old. Nothing lasts forever, our heroes need to move on and rest.
Mr. Spock: A Vulcan would face such a loss without tears.
Young Spock: How?
Mr. Spock: By understanding every life comes to an end when time demands it. Loss of life is to be mourned, but only if the life was wasted.
–Star Trek: TAS, Yesteryear
Yes, but our villains, too, need to be defeated. By heroes, by time, or by their own hubris.
2 of the 3 Hunt brothers are gone. They were a nasty bunch in their day.
The only Hunt Brothers I’m aware of are the delicious gas station pizza guys.
They contributed a lot to conservative republicans a while back.
Mike and Harry K.?
What about Charlie Kirk?
He wasn’t 2026
Oh wow, it’s been an entire year since then. Wild.
Sorry, the comic didn’t mention a year but I see the text does.
He also wasn’t a billionaire.
Still glad he got picked up by the claw machine
They’re gonna accuse you of celebrating his death, no matter what nice things you have to say in his defense, so you might as well crack the bubbly.
Same!
He didn’t live to see 80
billionaires have lobbied death for millennia.
kinda sucks that the proletariat is too dumb to lobby back their guillotine.😔French, Indonesian, Spanish, Belgians, Burmese, Thai, and Italians are excused.
It’d only take two, maybe three, tops before they’re ready to raise the minimum wage to 25
Italians aren’t excused either, people here fucking hate protests for no reason at all, welp, at least in north italy
Maybe the Grim Reaper is preparing a Christmas miracle?
Champagne bottles ready
“they stopped trusting submarines and never liked going to space.”
I dunno if this would be Jean’s reaction, per se. Rogue? Yes. Jean? Maybe.
Jean would probably go Phoenix on his ass and demand that he give him back.
The red head in the comic is the authors self insert
Who just happens to have an X-MEN logo on her shirt?
Because Patrick Stewart was in the X-Men, and the subject of the comic is the death of Patrick Stewart (he’s the doll in the claw in the background). Probably a safe guess the author is also a fan of Jean Grey as she has red hair as well.
You can’t take Elon The Musky Husky? He smells so bad.

















