sold Jesus, Sterling, Sane and replaced them with Grealish

Ok Pep

This may be a hot take but here it is: Barclays and La Liga are the only non banter top leagues in the world. Every other top league is basically a comedy show or a farmers league

Why you taking photos of random women in public?? This is strange

Dutch league tax

Bozo league held up by like 3 clubs and one of them (Ajax) is completely shitting the bed right now

The BBC article should make very disturbing reading for anyone trying to ignore the accusations against #5. It is an ethical travesty that the club continues to place at reliance on him rather than banishing him into any role other than solo training

Kiwior looked very good. Feel confident in his ability to play as a back up finally

EtH terrorball and Onana howlers. I love United

Andre Onono

Some of you guys wanted Onana

The Ashburton Army are cringe but well meaning. You’re not intimidating, you’re Arsenal fans. We’re one of the most middle class clubs in the country 💀💀

Chelsea fans being on their knees all summer, begging Connor “proper Chels” Gallagher to leave only for him to stay and become their best midfielder in a £200m+ midfield is so fucking funny lmao

Ah someone to keep KDB company in the infirmary

Just been called racist for calling #5 a cunt

Rice, Bellingham, Gallagher, Phillips and Henderson is probably a top 5 midfield in terms of relative quality and depth in the world

Southgate, for better or worse, has never picked players on how frequently they are playing

Ticket exchange can come in clutch sometimes. Whenever I actually try to get a ticket for a match on the exchange I normally do end up getting one

My fucking donkey loving CM/CAM/ST hybrid 🫶🫶🫶

Reece James to come on, look like a posh boy hard man, do nothing and Chelsea fans will still cream themselves

I will never forgive this sub for those 3 months when we were doing unironic Kulusevski vs Saka comparisons

I genuinely want someone to crunch the numbers and figure out how many games #5 has been fit and available for us. Because between injuries and police station appearances, he’s gotta be hovering at around 50% availability

Can’t wait to bin the twat