fuck it, trans posting
I’m CIS white male and I don’t want to be a girl; I want to be a robot. I don’t want pretty dresses or thigh high socks. I want a single glass visor for eyes and a rust proof exoskeleton.
From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me.
I’m more of a Mekboy than a Tech priest. Cybork technology is not only more affordable but it’s environmentally friendly since it’s all scrap.
^i crave the strength and certainty of steel^
this, and never having to eat, pee, or poop ever again
But pooping is half the fun
peeing and eating can be awesome, too.
Every try all 3 at the same time?
i have farted and sneezed at the same time while pissing before. a rainbow appeared.
My coworker was set on all of us sitting in stalls while we drink our coffee because that’s what they did on the morning shift at his previous company
You should read Red’s discussion of eating as a far future transhuman in This Is How You Lose The Time War
You’re still doing those things?
david martinez is that you???
thanks now I’m crying >:'(
my bad
No. Who?
From Edgerunners anime show from the games studio CD Project Red, creators of Cyberpunk 2077 video game. The show takes place in the same city, before the events of the game.
Oh, thanks for clarifying.
I’d rather follow Alt’s path than David’s. I don’t want a different body. I don’t want a body at all.
how come? you know she was imprisoned there right?
I meant more in a general sense of being exclusively a “net” being.
As for why to that: without going into great detail, I feel a level of detachment to my body that I think most people don’t have, and I feel like it would be a much better experience for me as a consciousness to be removed from my uncooperative body.
Basically, I feel like basic signals from my body (hunger, fatigue, pain, etc.) Are not well received by my brain. Many times it feels like a totally unlabeled signal from a body part, and I need to actively troubleshoot what the feeling is and why.
As an example, I’ll get a feeling in my abdomen, but I won’t know if it correlates to pain, hunger, thirst, sitting still, being sore, or any number of other things.
The abdomen sends a messenger up to the guy in charge at the brain, and the interaction goes something like this:
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Brain: what is it, messenger?
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Messenger: I come with important news from the stomach!
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B: Great, let’s hear it.
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M: oh, dang, I think I dropped the message on the way here. It was definitely important though. Anyway, bye!
I feel like we all get that in some way. I might get a food signal, but I try to eat something and its actually a fuck you signal because I won’t be able to eat, for one example
If everyone had this subjective reality we would not have survived as a species. I have similar experience with having to manually intervene in signal processing.
I’m sure “the average person” occasionally misreads a signal but it is not the same thing.
If everyone had this subjective reality we would not have survived as a species.
This is actually a very nice thing to hear from someone, thanks for that.
The gravity of it is difficult to really explain to others, because it’s a weird concept, and an explanation usually only covers one aspect, but the reality is that the example that I gave is a truly constant occurrence and means I end up using most of my energy in a given day just troubleshooting what my own body is trying to tell me. I also think a big difference is for many others, misread signals will sort themselves out by becoming clear without much active intervention before it’s an issue, and that rarely happens in my experience.
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Honestly the Murder Drones “Worker Drone” is an awesome base design (the disassembly drone just looks like an emo version of the base design), if I ever wanted to be a robot I would be that, too bad they (canonically) run on core 2 quads(or maybe even core 2 duos), which I had the experience to deal with irl and even on Linux they’re painfully slow
I’m close, but would prefer to keep my looks and squishy brain. I want to be a cyborg.
Good to see you again. We could start a cyborg outlaw gang.
Roger Roger
Cis and trans* at the same time!
*transhuman
Is this the Confederation of Independent Systems(CIS) or the Commonwealth of Independent States(CIS)?
Upgrading is compulsory!
I want to be a cat so I can be pampered, and lash out randomly and have people think it’s cute
Are you fond of steak? When you were young were you good at fights?
I’m not fond of steak since I’m a vegetarian and although I got into some fights in my youth I wouldn’t call myself good at it.
Not a strong Wilhelm candidate, then.
Preach, fellow robot
I don’t think about being a girl and wearing cute skirts and thigh highs, but I do think about girls wearing cute skirts and thigh highs.
Ok fair… Pretty sure -totally cis- cuties also do that though
I think about being a girl and wearing cute skirts and thigh highs, and I also think about girls wearing cute skirts and thigh highs.
As a cis woman I think about that too
Of course not. There is also hair styles, acessories, and makeup… I meant beer, football, and boobs.
Tbf there are boobs
Boobs are really great. It’s like a front ass women evolved because we are the best primates at sex.
Idk, I’ve heard bonobos get down
bonobos literally communicate with eachother through sex
Don’t mean to brag, but we’ve got the biggest penises of all primates.
Humans be like:
This is the way 🌸
No, that’s totally normal… I’m totally cis btw.
Drop the “being” part and we’ve got a lot in common
Both drop it and don’t drop it: lots in common either way 🙃😸✨🌸👉👈🐈
Or might as well drop the “thinking about” at this point or something like that 💅
Everyone thinks about it sometimes but if it’s a consistent thought then I think you need to do some self assessment about what makes you happy and what makes you feel like you belong.
no cis person has this thought
Saying none just makes you clearly wrong, but I’d be surprised if not every guy has thought a little bit about what it would be like to have their own boobs.
I’m cis but I’ve thought about it for sure.
I’m CIS and occasionally have this thought.
You’ve never thought about what it would be like to be a girl?
I understand you mean no harm, but GNC Men are often pushed to ask themselves whether or not they are actually men because of societal expectations. Remember the prime egg directive, I wouldn’t generalise. There’s even a banger will wood song about it!
why did I suddenly start finding so many will wood fans?
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Femboys exist
Whoever told you he doesn’t lied to you son
It does say most, not all. Maybe you’re one of the exceptions. Maybe you’re just a man.
Either way, if you think about wearing skirts and thigh highs all day, you should do it.
I was just fooling around with my comment, but that’s a very nice answer, thank you!
What’s next? Tryna make me believe cis dudes don’t regularly hope their crush is a lesbian?
Wait, they don’t?
In the late 1980s I was doing a lot of TTRPG gaming, and I got a lot of buzz out of playing a hot girl in a superhero costume. (We played a lot of Champions ) The thing is, there were quite a few of us, even though we were all cis as far as we knew (The FNGS closest to Castro, San Francisco, so a mix of out gays and straights). Our team had better gender balance than the Avengers or the Justice League. (Both are low bars.)
Is there an egg_irl here yet?
there has been for ages but it isnt very active
I don’t think I’m an egg but I do enjoy lurking the sub for the memes. Go figure.
each to their own. it just feels weird for me personally, i cant put any words to why
Yeah it doesn’t happen very often, but I bet I would look great in a short skirt. I have killer thighs and calves.
I wouldn’t, but I might feel great.
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