Okay I know this one - it’s like putting lawn chairs out in front of the steamroller that’s been approaching the town for months. ‘We can make some more money selling “steamroller” themed tshirts and merchandise’. It’s like trying to convince father dougal that the cow isn’t small, it’s just a long way away.

Was the election not cooked though? I wouldn’t say this was exactly that type of problem to be honest

The Mona Lisa has nothing on the sheer drama of this pencil execution

How dare you criticise such a marvellous and historic work of art, hung as it is in the world famous ‘Louvre’ gallery in Paris, France

What’s the analogy - selling deckchairs on the poop deck of the lusitania?

This one got me pretty good höhöhö

Well I’m not American and not any kind of political expert so take it with a pinch of salt. My suspicion is that the republicans put their fat greasy fingers on the scales to ensure victory. That’s certainly what it looks like from the outside. Everyone knew Dunlop turnip was going to win weeks in advance. Tim Cook et al meeting with him to discuss tariffs, Bezos trying to quash the Harris endorsement. The fix was in. Musk is literally a conman with a hotline to the worlds least surprising piss enthusiast Vladimir illych putin. It was cooked. Good and proper, top to bottom. Also election predictions guy put his reputation on the line to say Harris would win, and the only other time he’s been wrong is 2000 - less said the better. It’ll all come out.

Man this election was so cooked it came with a side of fries and two sachets of ketchup fml

Confirmed I knew a man who worked doing advanced particle research at cern but who also voted for the Tory party. In the words of a wise man, ‘that’s the dumbest smart guy I know’. People are retarded and it’s extremely annoying.

The absolute fucking best part of this story is that the right wing party is literally called pis I cannot fucking contain myself fuck my life / rip / lol

Good luck gentlemen o7

Holy shit seriously?

Absolutely railed

Wow how considerate of them 🫨

Is this the fullback? I can’t remember its ages since I’ve been

Once sanitised by a fantastic PR team, musk has really gone off the rails lately

Somehow the hundred dollars is the most intriguing part

Just 3%

It’s the compatibility with a partner imo, the match is everything - the technical details are mostly irrelevant once events take place

Down you go!