Purchasing a white noise machine was one of the greatest decisions of my life.

1982 was a banger year for video games:

DigDug Mrs. Pacman Tron Q*bert Joust

The list keeps going.

Happiness is for pussies.

Frankie from The Goon comics.

In my twenties life was a continual slog in a cycle of disappointment and desperation. That gave me something I could “steel myself” with.

You’re literally a century too late for that conspiracy.

This is a smoke screen. They’re going to seize the Everett True comics. SCATTER!!!

I do confirm that cigarettes taste awful now.

Can we post our “I Voted” stickers here?

I’m going to tell you what worked for me. There’s a very good chance you’ll hate it and I will get flak.

Cold Turkey.

You physically stop yourself from purchasing cigarettes and not ask for them in social situations. You make a line in the sand and never cross that point again.

I will become the Wizard Lord of Fisher Price Keep!

It makes no goddamn sense to me.

Cuban expats that are vehemently anti communist.

Mexico. I like the place and the people despite not knowing a lot of Spanish. It would be repugnant if it was an English instance, but I’d appreciate it.

That hit a little too hard.

Itzcoatl

Axayacatl

Axochitl

I’m not picky.

I’m a vegetarian so I want either a golden apple or an apple from Eden.

My grandparents used to live there, because quote, “Lubbock is too big of a city”. Abilene was misery to visit.

Yes it is the map and it’s only a spoiler for those who haven’t ventured out of the first town. I would recognize the Rio Grande border in my sleep.

Grimstone rules.

Marcus Aurelius’ “Meditations” really gave me perspective.

Have a straw in a restaurant.