Imagine prior to Obama Care where an insurance company could deny you for having a preexisting condition.

I still don’t understand

And penises!

McHammer sounds like a squeaky hammer that Ronald Mcdonald would carry for physical resolutions.

Any drive through Nebraska blows.

No, that was Teflon John

Wtf. Working because I’m a corporate slave.

You are… and you’re a lovely one.

I love you dude. You feel the same as me. I flew planes and still felt the same.

Ooh I can’t wait until they pay wall my phone.

I’m so disheartened that Hulk Hogan has been a douche this whole time. As a kid, he was a super energetic friendly dude. I’m sure he is friendly in person, but his beliefs don’t align with the persona that I had in mind.

If you’re going to bed with music or sound, make sure it’s at a barely audible level or shuts off after you fall asleep. Otherwise your brain gets used to tuning out the noise and will tune out your alarm

I miss those days. “hey bring your bb guns so we can battle in the park when school is over!”

The thing is… All the premium features USED TO BE FREE AND AVAILABLE UNTIL THEY LOCKED THEM BEHIND A PAY WALL.

I used to be able to have YouTube playing in the background, reduced ads, etc. All of the features.

Now, I still do because I use Firefox + ublock on mobile. Yeah, I can play this shit with my screen off (Firefox + unlock + desktop mode + turn screen off).

Fuck 'em.

Vivian is a cool name.

In reference to people eating cats (and dogs) in Ohio as stated by Trump

Link?

Why is everything enjoyable a curse?!

You’d be the crazy manbearpig dude. Nobody would listen to you. How would anyone be able to persuade the people?