Nap time is nap time, no matter where he is.
When my grandpa used to visit every Tuesday, he would join us for dinner, then some coffee after dinner. We would sit on the couch and chat a bit and at some point grandpa would fall asleep. The rest of us just went about our evening, watching some TV, playing a game, just chatting or whatever. After an hour or so, he would wake up, slap his knee, tell us it was a great evening and head home.
It was actually kind of sweet how that old man would fall asleep. That’s why you don’t fucking elect grandpa to run the country.
The knee-slapping before leaving transcends cultures. Classic.
Back when I was in vocational school, I used to visit grandma often on the way home. We’d eat, play cards and drink coffee, then she’ll start watching bold and the beautiful on tv and fall asleep on rocking chair while I’d take a nap on sofa. I miss those times
“Sleepy Joe,” huh
Every accusation is a confession.
I mean it is Bidens fault he fell asleep
Thanks obama
Must’ve slipped trump something right before……not surprising!! /s
Well he did assassinate him (by proxy)
Did the pope even thank him for showing up to his funeral???
Better questions is if he wanted him at the funeral
“I just had a great phone call with him”
Sleepy Don.
Hope Biden took the chance to take a selfie next to sleeping beauty with #whossleepynow.
He’s praying.
I’m joking, of course, but I’m sure there are people saying this.
drowsy donnie.
droopy donnie for those who ‘know’ him.
In the biblical sense?
I’m genuinely shocked he didn’t burst into flames on entering the place.
this has been the greatest proof against higher powers for me. too few evil fucks autocombusting
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Karma is what you make it
we are all karma on this blessed day
time to get to workKarma police arrest this man
He buzzes like a fridge.
#Truth
Only god knows if there b god
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Ever hear people say they don’t trust atheists because without God, they have no moral compass?
Well, I don’t trust people whose only reason to not rape, pillage, and plunder is because they believe in a fairy tale that says they’ll burn in Hell if they submit to their dark fantasies. That’s a person who is inherently bad, but resisting it, and ine day, they may stop resisting. I prefer people who are inherently good, and dont need fear motivation to behave properly in society.
Huh if you say so dood
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Technically that would be a defense if the god in question was actually as powerful as they say they are or that they are nessisarily good. There is always a possibility that Gods exist but are not on the hook to tell the truth and their goals do not align with humans.
A lying god telling the kids they have magic powers well beyond them and proving it like an uncle playing a dumb trick on the three year olds at a family reunion is a possibility. Maybe God exists and is just kind of an ass?
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I’ve read the Bible. If he’s real, he’s the biggest ass. He’s a petulant, jealous, and tantrum throwing prick. If he’s real, I want both to do with him.
Most of the bad people ARE the religious people.
A place that has protected child abusers? Seems more like his place.
That would require religion to be correct and its god to actually do anything. Neither of those things are true.
Oh the blue was his power move to make sure everybody knows he’s not like the rest of them.
…and that was all the power he had. Being a full time dick is hard.
Yeah, amazing how that just gets glossed over. It’s a funeral, everyone’s wearing black and he shows up in blue? Goes without saying, but can you imagine Fox News if a Democrat did that?
Not a tan suit though.
Or, god forbid, mustard on a hamberder
“Mr. President, why do you hate Cahtolics?”
More likely he shit his diaper and it ruined the black suit so he had no choice but the blue.
Being a full time dick is hard.
It’s obviously exhausting.
Prince William also wore a blue suit, so did many others if you watch the actual video of the event.
He’s being criticized too. Everyone that showed up in something other than black is a narcissistic dumbfuck.
Seem a lot darker than Trump’s suit
Hey, when you get a minute I have this hair I need split that requires your expertise.
It’s just that darker blue looks closer to black than lighter blue
Yeah but like… tan suit. Blue suit. No suit. Idgaf
Tan suit would be way worse for a funeral. It’s just an etiquette thing
Fascist: welcome to the pope’s funeral
Fascist in blue suit: OMG ETIQUETTE!
red maga suit wouldve been based , especially while sleeping
Drowsy Donnie is what many people are calling him
I’m certain the orange shitstain was drooling too.
Mango Mussolini, don’t picture him in a bikini.
Fucking sleepy Joe, amiright?
Dozing Donny
OK you win
He’s just showing that he’s the least woke
I see !dadjokes@lemmy.world is leaking again.
And we’re talking about him. That is exactly what a narcissist wants. Doesn’t matter if it’s good or bad, he wants you to talk about him.
Fuck that orange cancer. Let’s ignore his disgusting ass.
Im still laughing what the fuck is he doing
I cannot stop being utterly convinced that this guy is just funny valentine
steel ball run confused the fuck out of me like this guy went from fat and ugly to absolutely bae and Gucci
There are some questionable acts that can be done at a reasonable price
How ironic would it have been on a scale of 1 to 100 if he’d had a stroke and died during the service lol
it would make me reconsider faith…
I mean not long but still
God exists, and He has a pretty dark humour
Yeah, there’s that - the George Carlin / cynic view of if there’s a god it’s outlook seems really, really dark.
like, would an all knowing, all loving god create a botfly?
Would have made a believer out of me
Ok, and?
