Yeah but it was our democracy, damn it.

I’ve been wondering if this is one of the unwritten plays of Project 2025.

Just hand it over to the apes.

Oh wait, we did.

Not surprised none were at my polling place at 6AM. Their parents hadn’t managed to get them out of bed and shooed out of the basement yet after a long night of plowing each others moms while playing Counterstrike.

This is what I used to wish but he just won’t go away. It’s like being trapped in a room where someone sharted for eight years now and the smell never lessens.

Yeah unless it’s a landslide it probably won’t be called until the wee hours 11/6. We’re still a minimum of 18 hours before having a projected winner.

I can’t wait for the Russian troll farm employees to get drafted.

That’s the scary part. Maybe there are some competent people back there this time.

Jed: Yeah but one’s a worman!

Looks like you’re catching a lot of strays for this but I’ll hit you with logic instead of a downvote.

Do you really think if Trump had ever banged HIllary he’d have been able to keep his mouth shut about it during the 2016 election?

He’s burning it to the ground to try to get Trump elected.

Great now that Lion King song is playing in my head.

The results of this election should look like those rigged Central American dictatorship elections. So ashamed that so many of my fellow Americans can’t get the mental health help they obviously need.

Good ELI5. Might need to shift down to an ELI3 though.

Trump has never known love.

Unfortunately Gaza is a non issue. The situation would only be handled worse under the other candidate. Along with just about every other conceivable thing.

NGL it’s kind of refreshing when a scientist says “We don’t know.”

No but Russian troll farm employees sure want us to believe it.

“Death Star Superlaser”

Woah woah woah I’m all about getting pegged but I draw the line at chores.