B-b-but he’s a right wing Christian now. Surely he’s innocent.

That’s not what fiduciary duty means, and “companies” don’t have fiduciary duties unless they are banks or investment firms.

I don’t doubt things are going very well for him. He’s out of jail, hitting the links, and bribes are pouring in.

Those penguins should know better than to mooch off the US.

Legends.

He certainly tried.

That’s how to run a country.

Oops. If only there was some way to know that Trump would let his supporters down.

#Winning!

Going to have The Kardashians run the Department of Energy.

This isn’t sports, or even a parliamentary system. You don’t have to just accept whoever “your” party nominates.

HEY ELON, WHY WOULD THE LEFT WANT TO DESTROY YOU?

Are we winning bigly yet?

Running the country like a business.

Fuck everyone who voted for him. This is on you.

He knows exactly what he’s doing. Running a protection racket.

Trust what? That he’s corrupt and this is a mafia-style shakedown?

Wow, thanks, AI! Brilliant as always. Time to glue cheese to my pizza.

Nothing can penetrate his laminated face.

Concerning.