Pick my nose and wipe it on the interviewer’s desk, and acknowledge nothing.

The Fellator really couldn’t make America greater.

Mortgage, no question.

Classic Wormantha.

Thank you!

Sephora has a boatload of products. $60 isn’t unheard of for some things like skincare, but a $60 highlighter is likely to be a luxury brand like Dior, Westman Atelier, Guerlain, or Prada. And the difference between those and less expensive highlighters is that you’re paying for the brand name. For $30-40 you can get a mid-tier highlighter like Nars, ABH, or Rare Beauty that will still be beautiful and probably has more product per dollar than the luxury brand does.

For example: the ABH Glow Seeker highlighter is $40 for 11 grams which equals $3.64 per gram

And the Dior Forever Glow highlighter is $60 for 6 grams which equals $10 per gram

People can spend their money how they want but personally I’d never pay $60 for a highlighter.

Looks delicious! Can you share the recipe please?

It looks like she’s at the store trying the tester. $60 for a highlighter is legit insane though.

Are there no lactose intolerant Europeans?

Lightly steamed with a little lemon juice, salt, and pepper.

MAGA right now

I’m dying this is amazing

I’m glad you’re feeling better. Sandy is a queen as always. Barn cat!! 😻

The beginning of this song through about the 1:25 mark when the audience finally realizes what song it is. Gives me happy chills for some reason and I always tear up.

Feed the Birds (Tuppence a Bag) from Mary Poppins. I cry every damn time.

My mother used to sing Carole King’s Tapestry to me as a lullaby. Great song, terrible to hear when you’re seven and trying to fall asleep. It’s just super melancholy and depressing.

Another one that usually gets me misty is Those Were the Days by Mary Hopkin. Wistful reminiscing about good times past.

Oh I love the part where his name rotates around

I love this

God forbid any geldings try to say hi to us. She has absolutely no patience for little boys

I wanna be Sandy when I grow up

(Feel better, Launches!)

That motherfucker’s always spiked with pain

Honorable mention to Psycho Mom!

Who’s the gal who needs no man?
Killed him dead with the frying pan
Did it 'cause he missed the can!

Psycho Mom
Psycho Mom
Psycho Mom!

If it’s not purrkin I’m quitting this place.