Not clever enough.

Egg whites.

I’ve never been able to get orchids to successfully rebloom. What did you do?

Man I really want to get into Linocut. Any beginner-friendly resources you could share?

I doubt it…Garfield’s whole schtick is that he’s an asshole.

The Dave Clark Five is what came to mind first for me

It’s juvenile but…my nephews were wrestling, and the older one made the younger one laugh so hard that he shat his pants. The older one said his brother “sneezed out the wrong end” and I absolutely perished. That kid is funny.

What beautiful, bittersweet memories. Thank you for sharing them.

It’s pineapple on a pizza. Of course it’s good.

Like a record baby

It’s supposed to make it credible that a 3 year old said this.

Pourquoi?

Grandma is toxic. Gray rock her.

No toes?

Yorkshire Gold, two sugars, splash of evaporated milk.

Dominos is disgusting. It’s basically the McDonald’s of pizza. Honestly, I avoid all pizza chains and get wood-fired pizza at a local wine bar. Ooh and I just bought a pizza stone, gonna learn to make them myself!

The notorious MEWtrino

On a bright Hawaiian Christmas day

Very cool!

Socks and flip-flops