

Yeah because itain’t the front and itain’t the back
ugly bag of mostly water
don’t keep sweatin’ what I do 'cause I’m gonna be just fine


Yeah because itain’t the front and itain’t the back


I’m so sorry for your loss. I hope Sandy was able to give you some comfort 🤍
Ha you’re not wrong!


One doþ wonder
FTFY

Amethyst and iris. These are pretty much my signature colors. But purples are like doggos: I love them all. 💜
“Klem,” you may ask, “do you have a relevant eyeshadow palette in your collection?”
Of course I do!:

Amethyst.


Holy shit. This is either really egregious ineptitude or intentional persecution of a political “enemy” of Trump’s. I’m not sure which because Halligan is so deeply unqualified for her position. Maybe it’s both.


We had Lace Bouquet:



Queen Sandy lookin’ all easy, breezy, beautiful 🦄
Oh fuck I thought this was a bird’s-eye view of somebody’s head
I need to go to bed


Couldn’t you just suggest “On se tutoie?”?
Could watch a thousand times: Grease.


Ugh I love the smell of lantana 💚


Pick my nose and wipe it on the interviewer’s desk, and acknowledge nothing.
The Fellator really couldn’t make America greater.
This better not awaken anything in me