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A tweet saying “Six Male Personalities Of Modern Men Explained: (which one are you?) Read the thread. " It has a picture of some of these, the first one is “alpha male”.It has a cartoonish picture of a guy in a suit. The next is “Beta male”. This shows a person wearing a blazer, with a sneer on their face. The one after this is “Delta Male”. This shows a guy in a plain white t-shirt. Next is a “Gamma male” It shows a guy in a red-and-black striped tshirt, with long hair. The next one is an “Omega Male” It shows a person with short black hair, glasses and suspenders.” The last one is a “Sigma male” It shows a guy with sunglasses and a leather jacket."
Some fucking buzzfeed-quizz ass dude astrology here.
I know this is terrible, but I find it fascinating in a sort of juvenile, teen magazine personality quiz, collect all the dolls type of way.
We’ve got our Businessman, Jock, Normcore main character, Sensitive Grunge Musician, Dweeb and Rebel.
Ignoring the manosphere bullshit and blithely viewing this as a team of characters planning a heist, or potential matches in a farming game or dating sim, how is this not kind of cool?
This is basically the Breakfast Club
If this was a dating sim, alpha would talk nonstop how sexy his cranium shape is while 5 others are doing a shooting on the background.
Then he’d hit you and tell you its your fault.
“Look what you made me do!”
This would actually be a pretty funny premise for a heist movie. Have them stealing Lambos from a crypto conference or something.
So Alpha males is the idea scammers sell to kids. Betas are non cunts who incels look down upon. Sigma males are people who buy into this shit but have no friends.
Wtf are Delta, Gamma and Omega males?
Edit: AND WHY THE FUCK ISNT BETA FOLLOWED BY GAMMA BUT BY DELTA!?
Gamma males are males that turn into a big green rage monster when they get angry
I dunno, they all look pretty angry already
Because clearly the graphic was made by someone intelligent (/s).
Sigma male always sounded to me like autist/adhd tbh
Alpha are attention seeking narcissists.
What are sigmas? I had the impression they were like so omega they actually became cool somehow, at least in their own minds? I mostly associate them with the Literally Me types that just don’t understand how the world works, worship grifters, and have and likely would honestly really rather kill women than get laid.
I’ve always interpreted it as cope. “I keep acting alpha but don’t have anyone following me” “well that just makes you sigma, here read my book about why thats even better”
And afaik omega used to be last
They’ve almost found the phi-male. Keep looking, guys!
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I listened to a Dutch person pronounce Gouda (cheese) and now pronounce it that way, much to the dismay of my fellow Americans.
How do they pronounce it?
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/9a/Nl-Gouda.ogg
A bit like “khow-da”. Also acceptable: gow-da. US: goo-da.
How do you pronounce Van Gogh?
“Vuhn Gerdge”
Fun Goth
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That’s a weird way to pronounce Van Gogh. 😉
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I recently watched the documentary Van Gogh by Vincent, which narrates his development as an artist by using his own self-portraits. Hearing the way the speakers pronounce his name is now cemented in my mind. Honestly it still feels weird, but I’ll get used to it.
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If you don’t watch Doctor Who, and even if you do, Vincent and the Doctor is the best season 5 episode (no spoilers for the larger series arcs).
And that’s when I started questioning how I pronounce Van Gogh (I’m American, so I say Go with the long ō).
Van Go (beep beep)
I’m a Ligma.
i would never date a Ligma. my last bf was a Sugma and that was bad enough
I am going to use this if a situation ever arises.
What’s ligma
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(Thank you for your service)
That’s how I was able to pay for my college
Ten bucks is ten bucks.
Suckudonese nuts
ligma balls
Who the hell is Steve Jobs?
Ligma Deez Nuts! Got 'im!
Ligma balls! Lmao
David Tennant is a sigma male?
Crowley is a sigma male.
I’m pretty sure you could do the whole image with various David Tennants, or for bonus points with all Doctors.
Six personalities of Modern Men?
That sounds less researched than like MBTI.
Why do all look so angry? Like shit, my ex made me angry too with all the blaming me for her affair and shit but like, these guys just look angry for no reason.
They look all so edgy.
IMO.
The right rejects nonbinary gender identities. Immediately reinvents nonbinary gender identities.
They’ve invented the binary spectrum. It’s definitely gender-binary, but it’s also a spectrum!
This is completely different!
However, as a manly army of manly men, we’ll need a banner. Let’s say one colour per man flavour, in horizontal stripes : red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple. And since we are very proud of our virility we should organise some parade of this pride (name to be found).
Good job. Let’s reward ourselves with a nice evening at the hammam.
I’m a father, and I’d like to dress in leather for this event to show what a strong manly man I am. Do you have anything that says “daddy likes leather”?
Mister fantatic, iceman, spiderman, havoc, harry potter and cyclops
This list is a total scam, Where are my favorite type of guys? Where is the mellow punk? where is the just a little guy? WHERE IS THE WEIRD UNKLE?! Where is the Gen ex doomer with nice sense of humor?! Where is the closeted Christian who is really kinky in bed?!
Pick greek letters and assign them to those guys! This is clearly collaborative world building. Im sure they’ll appreciate this.
Wow, hit me right in the gen-x doomer with a nice sense of humor.
Nice shot.
Is the weird uncle the kind that has the odd, yet cool hobbies. Like how people sorta don’t understand having a homebrewing hobby, but will readily accept free homemade beer? That guy?
Cause I don’t see me in there either
He’s either Uncle Buck or the guy who ruins Thanksgiving/Christmas dinners but still gets to come every year. I definitely missed out on the odd, yet cool hobbied uncle. I think the Ruin Holiday uncle might have been him if not for Nam.
they saw all the fun words that queer people have and got jealous
Mmh yes tell me more about those alpha, beta and omega males
THE OMEGA MALE!!! FINALLY, MPREG HAS BEEN CANONIZED!!! HE LOOKS SO BREEDABLE!!!
But… But I don’t own any of those outfits!
I am an ηβπ male?
