This bill authorizes the President to enter into negotiations with the government of Denmark to purchase or otherwise acquire Greenland. The bill also renames Greenland as Red, White, and Blueland.
You are an embarrassment to rational, free, people and someone should shut you the fuck up.
You, America. Fix your shit, it’s too far already. Your protests are nothing compared to what you are allowing to happen to the world.
Unfortunatly it’s not America, it’s the traitor, his cult, all the tech bro billionairs and ruZZia/china that stole the election; that brought us to where we are.
… and roughly half of American voters. They don’t get to wash their hands of this.
Not only them. The non-voters, the independent voters, and the protest voters are equally at fault.
It happened on our watch. For the people of the people and by the people. Here we are…
No, it’s us. And by us I mean all of humanity.
Sentience was a fun experiment but it’s getting old.
Let the fungi take over.
I need to learn some robust self-calming techniques or actively practice meditation everyday if I want to survive this presidency with some level of sanity left. And I don’t even live in the same continent as you fuckers.
You have got to be fucking kidding me!
Wow, what a pathetic little tyrant you have as a leader. Just pathetic.
These are not serious people
You are correct, they are serious fuckheads.
Not even a third of the way into the first year of his term.
What will next week bring?
That sounds super gay
Because the title is misleading:
This bill was introduced, then referred to the Committee on Foreign Affairs. The end. Not moved out of committee, not voted on, not passed in the House, not passed in the Senate, not signed into law. Anyone in Congress can introduce anything, any time.
A noBuddy House Rep from Georgia proposed this 3 weeks after inauguration, in a lame effort to garner attention and score loyalty points. He and his proposal are being completely ignored.
Over 3 months ago. This whole post is trollbait
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Onion writers currently crying into their morning whiskey.
Proposes to rename it. This is a performative boot-licking bill, and isn’t going anywhere.
It is so fucking embarrassing to be an American nowadays…
I would love for the media to not cover stupid shit like this, getting us all be distracted from official legislative and executive actions, but this is a legislative action, what in the actual fuck are the repugnantcans doing with our fucking tax dollars.
Ouch… What little of my pride is left gas been stomped on.
Dear Congress,
Can you please leave comedy to the professionals on stages and TV? Running a government is supposed to be a serious business.
Sincerely,
An Annoyed American Citizen