#85 baby, eat my dick whoever this guy is
I didn’t make the cut either. 😭
You are obviously not a big enough bell end. I’m a complete twat and I’m on it.
Im… that’s…
OK fine.
On this blessed day, we are all complete twats 💖
That’s my secret, Cap…I’m always a twat!
*holds hand up, transforms*

I’m on it.
let me guess, you’re leaning left?
I mean, yes, but the joke I was making was that I must be a twat too based on the previous comment.
I need to step up my twatiness and bell end-itude.
“not gay enough” apparently is a thing now
I’m not gay at all and I’m on the list. Thinking people should be accepted and loved no matter who they love seems to be very offending to that idiot who wrote the list.
SeductiveTortoise
Yeah, nah, you not beating the allegations here. Clearly you on the LGBT+ spectrum somewhere.
I mean if I were, I wouldn’t know. But thanks for believing in me 💖
Idk, I am a giant dickbag and I’m not on it. Maybe it’s related to political fuckmastery?
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Same 😔
I’m the admin of one of the blocked instances. Yay!
Only to find out your an innocent victim of the Scunthorpe problem https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scunthorpe_problem

What a silly instance
.ml is weird
Scun-thorpe if anyone is wondering, Also Penistone a place in England Cockburn a name in the UK And Middlesex and Sussex I might get put on a list 🤣
I drove past Penistone the other day, I giggled and pointed out the sign to my bf
I do it every time we pass by…it never gets old
clbuttic mistake
That’s absolutely removed
S(he) be(removed)ed 😔🙏
Lol now people need to hint to what slur is in the link so we can click it
I just copy the message link and open it in a browser on their instance
It’s the common genitals you’re unlikely to see in your inbox
@Theoriginalthon@lemmy.world knew this would happen
Are you saying that you are? In which case, what substring got you blocked? Only thing I can see is maybe “gina” which feels too weak
In all my years this might be the most dumb block list I have ever seen. A sample:

If you make a username “billionaire [ cock | dick ]” it won’t be caught by the billionaire cock/dick filter. I find that amusing.
This was a list of keywords posted by users that would get them on the list.
It’s even dumber when you take a look at some of the RegEx use. Pretty amateur even for such simple patterns.
Acab
🥺👉👈
In with 115 comments. Weirdest flex.
I’ve got 5,800 and am not on the list. What the fuck?!
3 years and almost 2,000 comments.
Also didn’t make the list.
In with 35 at the time of it being revealed
That’s honestly impressive.
Raises more questions than anything
Huh, just looked. I’m on it too. I rarely say anything, let alone political stuff
Turns out you’re too far west on the Overton window
You got me camerade, everyone knows it’s code for left of left
🔘I’m in this meme and I don’t like it
Having that many comments and avoiding the list be like:

Link to the list? Now I’m curious . . .
I’m on it, which is outrageous, because I am an absolute delight.
I thought I got pretty spicy when I was telling people they were being queerphobic but I guess not 😞
Your entire insurance is blocked if I’m not mistaken, so maybe you just didn’t get seen due to said block?
I think you meant instance. The concept of a transgender blahaj insurance claim being denied by a Lemmy mod is much funnier, though. Blahaj must defend themself in court against unjust insurance denial now. Bridget—from Guilty Gear—will be their lawyer while we’re at it.
This is my 3,000 comment in a little under 3 years. Still not cool enough for the blocklist. ;_;

Aw, you’re getting there! Keep at it!
Don’t even talk to me if you did not make the list. Talk to my regex on the list
How do you do fellow
^saharamaleikuhm$?
the what now?
I’ll try to summarise from memory and my knowledge from a couple of posts, but details might be wrong since I’ve not done a deep dive into this. I’m not going to go looking for links and references, because who has the time?
There was a frontend for Lemmy called Tesseract (a frontend is a different interface for the Lemmy site. For example, I use Alexandtrie and think this is the best interface in browser if you want to see what a frontend looks like). Anyway, it came to light that the dev for Tesseract had covertly added a blacklist to the frontend. He then wrote a long rant about how there’s propoganda and unpleasantness on Lemmy and he’s trying to protect his users from this. In reality he basically described how he wants to block anyone who isn’t agreeable with his opinion, expresses leftist opinions, supports LGBTQ+ rights, etc. So people have taken it as a badge of honour in being on the list and are making it a mockery of Tesseract. The dev has taken down the Github page for Tesseract (although I think someone forked it first and removed the blacklist). So now people are flooding Lemmy with memes about being on the list and hating on Tesseract. It’s all fun and games, but as with all things with social media trends, it will likely start getting boring as you come across a lot of this on your feed.
I’m on the list and the only “propaganda” I’ve spread is a willingness to end fascist lives, which hardly seems controversial to me. I mean, typically you shoot fascists, don’t you?
That stuff got me banned on reddit over several accounts. They are vicious.
Depends what you define as fascist? Who’s the judge here? In the pre-elon twitter times people would call everything nazi/fascist that didn’t match their opinion. Basically you are threatening to murder people for… opinions? Coming from a place without death penalty this is indeed concerning. Especially when targeted at a certain person. TBH be happy you got banned and not jailed.
A fascist is a fascist, such a weird argument to have. Why do you have trouble identifying fascists? Pretty suspicious honestly.
‘It’s normal to throw people in jail for being willing to kill a fascist before they’ve done anything’ is really wild. That actually happens where you are? Someone just says they’d kill a fascist and they get locked up?
Fascist according to Wikipedia, there that’s the definition for you. There’s not much room for misinterpretation.
well now im disappointed that im not on that list
as with all things with social media trends, it will likely start getting boring as you come across a lot of this on your feed.
You take that back. Beans and jeans with never not be funny
Edit: beans like four posts down my homepage, love to fucking see it
So Reddit 2.0? Good thing it got taken down.
3 years, 4077 comments (holy crap?!)
Not on it either!
Maybe I could’ve written like a whole book with all that effort though lol.
Skill issue lol.
I’d like to know what it was that got me on there, but to be honest, there’s a lot of possibilities.
Sheesh you comment more than I do!
👀
Wow you win.
woohoo?
Amateur. I’ve been on for 6.5 months and have nearly 6000 comments.
What the hell is a tesseract list?
























