Been using it for a couple of decades now. It just keeps getting better. You can’t say that about many things these days.

You’ll have trouble finding someone worse than trump, but if you do I’m sure he’ll win with a landslide.

Google’s “don’t be evil” was like a warrant canary. It didn’t need to be precise, it just needed to be there.

Hi Steve, you beautiful weirdo.

Maybe should have put a bit more effort into renewables a few decades ago, eh?

Get them hooked then raise the price.

How come there’s no rendering of the image of Dear Leader himself on it? What sort of half arsed narcissist despotic tyrant have you got over there?

The British public voted for Brexit. I’m not holding out much hope.

You think he’s an idiot? Just wait until Nigel is in charge. He’ll be lapping at Trump’s sweaty flaps like a dog with a pile of horse shit. Starmer is actually resisting Trump more than everyone thought he would.

No. WE are reaping the bitter fruit. Trump is a demented fuckwit with many layers of privilege protecting him from any ill effects.

If there is one thing these freedom enthusiasts hate, it’s people exercising their freedom.

I did lose an open tupperware of beans, but that doesn’t look like it.

It’s almost as if being utterly dependant on fossil fuels was a bad idea, that we knew was a bad idea fucking decades ago.

It’s a death cult.

Trump says all sorts of stupid shit all the time.

No. Trump did. Next question.

It’s Greenland this week, is it? What I don’t understand is how normal Americans aren’t actually dying of embarrassment.

She shouldn’t drive any more ever.

Oh hang on, I’ve found some under the couch. Brexit, when the UK left the European Union, was a pointless act of economic, social, and security self -harm, with even the most ardent proponents ultimately admitting that it would take years to just get back to where we started. The negative effects are still being felt 10 years later and the country is still divided about it. Despite all this, the ringleader and his political party has a reasonable chance of actually becoming government, showing just how fucking stupid people here are.

Sorry, I’ve run out of words. Just typing this is using up the few remaining words I have. I would explain more, but there really are no more words available to me. Sorry.