No a man and a woman kissing is neutral obviously. You would have to show them two women kissing to cancel it out.
wouldn’t that just make them bi?
Conservatives dislike people having options so this is also unacceptable.
this logic is undeniable.
It won’t work, because we all know that two men kissing is way hotter than a man and a woman kissing.
Nobody will be able to resist the allure of gay sex. It’s too sexy. I can say this from personal experience.
It does seem to have its own gravity.
All I know is when I rolled up a bunch of kissing men into a katamari the king of all cosmos blew up a universe again “on accidente”
Just wait till you see the lesbian version. Good stuff
Wait hold on I have not considered this.
I just imagined two of my wife making kissy faces at me and it was really hot until the cat walked up and decided to make original wife and I jealous, and clone wife got to cuddle with the cat. So original wife and I were plotting with the other cat and the evil outside cat how to make sweet cat get off clone wife’s lap and get on over to one of our laps (we had neither agreed nor decided, a truce had been called it was just important that one of us win the sweet cat’s affection and not the clone) when
And it had long ago stopped being a sexy imagination times and turned into intercational geopolitics and wargames but you know what, intercational geopolitics can be sexy dammit.
that definitely turned me lesbian… in the sense that I (a guy) am into girls now
Just be careful to never see or hear about any trans women having lesbian sex, because it could turn you trans and nothing makes conservatives crosser.
The cowboy and the lesbian used to be one of my favorite jokes to tell.
That sounds homosexual to me
I saw this kinda happen irl once. Turns out my friend was actually just bisexual and didn’t know it. Not so much a picture but an easy opportunity to try something they never tried before or pursued with someone they felt safe with.
I feel like this will lead to a distopia where in every conceivable media, they will have to do accounting on non hetero vs hetero moments of affection display.
It’s like the “social contagion” and “rapid onset gender dysphoria” bullshit. Somehow being repeatedly told that you just need to be happy being a girl/boy is cancelled out instantly by seeing a trans person exist. Then they pretend that you just walk into a gender clinic and leave with a HRT script and a surgery appointment.
My favorite with this is pointing out that if strangers have that much influence on your kids lives, you must not be that important to them 😇
Also, if you (as a man) think that showing you two men kissing might turn you gay then I’ve got news for you.
A true, confidently heterosexual man won’t suddenly get turned on by men, even if you show them the entire 1973 Construction Worker Calendar. Same goes for women vice versa, but it’s usually the men that are the loudest about this.
However, if you think your sexuality has always been rock solid (😏) then why do you assume the opposite of everyone else?
ohhh that’s good
It’s probably true too
Except fuck Dave Chappel, the bigoted piece of shit LGBTQ hater.
If conservatives were capable of using logic, they wouldn’t be conservative
Let me just…
If < insert big name political party in America > were capable of using logic, they wouldn’t be < insert big name political party in America >.
Yes, the Democrats are also conservatives by global standards.
It’s very annoying to see “you’re only in the other camp because you’re a dumb-dumb” rolled out as the logic espoused by two failed and crumbling political institutions.
It’s two sinking ships and the captains only know how to give the order “point at the other boat and scoff harder!”
No, it’s one sinking ship. Two captains alternate command. One side cordons off the holes with a velvet rope, the other is drilling holes to collect on the insurance money.
They both have insurance policies out on the boat.
Uh, everyone tuck your pants into your socks
Yes. That’s partly why I made the comment.
It’s two sinking ships and the captains only know how to give the order “point at the other boat and scoff harder!”
Right on the money.
One group is transparently gaslighting themselves on a daily basis, on national channels that they own. We can safely say the R’s have an aversion to reality.
This is very true. They simply can’t accept that they voted for a tyrant.
One group is transparently gaslighting themselves on a daily basis
You’re absolutely right. We really should have more than 2 political parties.
Unless you were trying to make some other point.
Five examples spanning decades? 👏
Not true! We’ve all heard of the communist part…
Oh they don’t anymore do they?
You are purposely choosing to ignore the context in which the original statement was made, so that you can paint it as unfounded.
That’s either pure intellectual dishonesty, or an exemplary demonstration of being incapable of logical thought, either of which seems to place you squarely in the demographic being targeted in this thread.
You are purposely choosing to ignore the context in which the original statement was made, so that you can paint it as unfounded.
False. I’m simply saying that @homes@piefed.world statement applies to more than just conservatives… That’s all. Not that it doesn’t apply to conservatives, especially when referred back to OP’s post it absolutely does…
It’s literally not even a fighting statement but a simple reference to the cooked state of American political parties. It’s not that deep my friend.
That’s a distinction without a difference.
If you’re looking to refute a point, then commit to it and argue properly. If you’re trying to make a different point, then state it and provide your reasoning.
You did neither.
You did neither.
No shit, because it’s not supposed to be serious. Just a basic “hah, it kinda works for all of them”. Jesus. You’re literally on a shitpost overthinking a light-hearted offhand throwaway comment, bruh.
Can we at least get the wickerman?
I’m literally saying I agree with your original statement. Why do mfs always got to make a fucking fight over stupid pointless shit. God damn. Always assuming everyone is against you. 🤦
I’ve not the time for this as usual Internet bs.
It’s possible to become extremely tired of RELENTLESS reality-defying bOtH SiDes nonsense.
bOtH SiDes
“bOtH SiDes” what? It’s not “reality-defying” to see the obvious flaws and criticize them. Is one
party
(Conservative-Republican cough cough)
particularly trash at the moment? Yes. The actions of the
Orange Teletubby
(Trump) ::: makes that very obviously clear. But you gotta be off your rocker if you think either party works in the best interest of the American people. Much like OS’s; every party has its flaws, that’s reality. Even the party that aligns with my views most closely has egregious flaws I despise and criticize harshly. Criticism is the only way to get partys to recognize there issues and move past them. We should not have to choose between two evils to run our country, unfortunately the voting system itself is proven to be utterly broken as shown by mathematical proofs. It will near always collapse into a 2 party system that breeds corruption were it’s near impossible for a 3rd party to challenge them. The system itself encourages selfishness and corrupt at a provably fundamental level. There is a way out of this mess too as shown by the mathematics, but implementing it now is a ridiculous challenge.
That’s very clearly not what happened here
Or maybe you’re just not willing to admit you made a simple mistake of assuming my political position. You made an assumption based on some text and it lead to a miscommunication, it happens, it’s not something you need to die on a hill for. I literally liked your original comment because it was right on the money of what conservatives are like. Now you’re demonizing me because I thought it was mildly funny that your statement could be used as a blanket statement for the American political climate. Why? I say it’s because you take shit too seriously, correct me if I’m wrong. This is simply just a misguided witch hunt.
No, you have to show them two women kissing.
That will just turn them into transbians.
Can confirm. Saw a classmate with her GF and got very jealous, despite having my own GF at the time. Turns out I was jealous of the wrong thing.
Now i am a woman and lesbian
Now I’m a lesbian.
You know what to do. Now go put on those pantyhose and makeup. You’re the lipstick lesbian now.
Me too! And I’m a cis man!
We can fix that.
This is the logic behind conversion therapy and they actually do this (albeit with the addition of electric shocks and all sorts of abuse).
They like to ignore that there is no evidence that it works, and in fact significant evidence that it does not.
Very true, you can literally give them study after study of peer reviewed randomized controlled trials and they act like you gave them some flat-earth YouTube video with 3 views. 🤣
But women are feminine, and so kissing them is feminine, and that’s gay.
Conservatives: unironically, this.
Theres nothing more masculine than two bros with sweaty muscles and beards fighting it out under the sheets.
I remember my dad explaining that “the gays” did it for the money. A household of 2 men would have more money.
Double income, and no kids. It’s the ultimate life-hack.
The day your dad discovered DINKs.
At least he was aware of gender inequalities I guess
Were it so easy
What did he think about lesbians
That they probably were not, in fact, lesbians, just unfortunate girls who probably only ever dated one of them gay guys and haven’t been with a true man yet, and that a night with them would cure them right up.
Just typing that made me throw up a little in my mouth, but met many a moron that believed this.
Those vary same morons go thinking they’re a “nice guy” then go full misogynistic when they get turned down due to they’re repulsive psychopath nature.
Poor household fetish
Money and the free chemical castration back when healthcare actually meant something
/s
The other day, I saw two frogs kissing.
Now I identify as a gay frog.
I like fish sticks.
Now I’m
Kanye Westa gay fish.kiss one of the frogs, and you’ll have yourself a gay prince!
