By now you’ve likely heard that Representative Mike Johnson—the congressman Republicans finally elected as the new Speaker of the House after 22 days of chaos—played a significant role in the plot to overturn the 2020 election, a lowlight on his résumé that is obviously deeply concerning for the future of democracy. Also extremely worrisome? Johnson’s wildly bigoted remarks about homosexuality over the years, and the fact that he supported criminalizing gay sex between consenting adults.
CNN’s KFile reports that prior to his career in politics, Johnson wrote a series of deeply homophobic editorials in his role as an attorney for the socially conservative legal group now known as Alliance Defending Freedom.
Alright. That is too specific. This guy fucks his dog. There’s no other explanation. This GOP is a dog fucker.
Be mindful when he says “he’ll be in his Lab”, he’s not a mad scientist.
Unless…he makes sex toys
He’s a Republican. He doesn’t make anything. He only destroys.
Every accusation is an admission.
You are the smartest man alive and definitely shouldn’t be concerned about going bald slowly.
I was going to say the same thing, either he does or he is fantasizing about it. What a weird individual.
These people legitimately don’t understand that standing on the corner, yelling “I DONT WANT TO FUCK DOGS” at random people is not a good way to convince people that they don’t want to fuck dogs.
I’m so tired of these fucking twats inflicting their neuroses, hang ups, mental illnesses, and kinks on the rest of us.
Get out of politics and get into therapy.
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So if I’m a male I can fuck my female dog no problem cos it’s not same sex. Good to know.
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just don’t fucking say ‘gay’
Sings the ending lines to The Flintstones.
🎶
When you’re with the Flintstones
Have a yabba dabba doo time.
A dabba doo time.
We’ll have a gay old time.
🎶Here he is, arrest him!
Please don’t though.
IDK about anyone else here, but when I see anodyne-sounding-but-doublespeak org names like ‘Alliance Defending Freedom’, it’s a red flag.
ADF has never defended freedom, unless by ‘freedom’ you mean the ability to discriminate against LGBT folk and women. They proclaim themselves to be for “the right of people to freely live out their faith” but really that only seems to cover folks whose faith is some flavor of political bigotry.
Yeah so when Johnson remarked that “God has ordained each of us” to congress, the flavor of God he’s talking about is the one that wants laws to protect anti-LGBT bullies and vigilantes, not their victims. Meanwhile everyone else whose faith does not abet that shit now gets to hear him claim to speak hate on God’s behalf
It’s only day two and I’m already sick of his face.
It has a “accountant that’s probably embezzling funds” vibe.
Kind of like Canada’s opposition party leader, Pierre Poilievre, who is often referred to as Millhouse … for obvious reasons.
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This Johnson guy cuts a similar jib to PP
Sounds like someone has been having romantic feelings for their pet.
You should live your pets, but you shouldn’t “love” your pets.
So then let people marry their pets. Who gives a flying fuck.
Bird husbands probably
Always pecking around my fun…
Letting people marry their pets would be a CATastrophe
A real WHALE of a problem
Throw bibles at him. Hard covers only.
Original copy written in the stone of sinai itself please
Is there a way to efficiently molotov-ize a bible
Soak it in gasoline?
Hollow it out and fill with your heavenly wrath, as is customary.
Pregnancy doctor sentenced to labor.
I’m sorry. It’s early.
So with the whole republican projection thing, I’m seriously worried for Mr. Johnson’s pet(s).
Seems like the perfect repesentant to the GOP lol
I’d say religious extremists should be loaded on cruise ships and denied port entry until their god manifests them a new continent (it’s close enough to their bible), but at the rate things are going with Antarctica that’s far too lenient.
May his loss of power be swift and embarrassing to him and his ilk, and cause the RNC to sink further into self destruction.
GOP sending their best & brightest I see.
What is it with “hard labor”? Do the speakers really thing that makes them sound badass? The loss of freedom is a huge punishment already. The labor part is just letting someone profit off of human misery.
They want to bring back open slavery… Slavery with extra steps should be obvious: They want to get rid of the extra steps!
The profit is the whole point for them
That’s the point for them. They want to make others miserable who don’t agree with them, and beyond that they want to benefit and profit off of others misery.
They’re jealous of the Soviet gulags and xinjiang
