You just wrote what they wrote, but blamed “society” instead of the actual assholes making the profits

Also notes of elderberry

This is America. We suck.

Yeah we should totally look at these as two equivalent choices, based solely on their age. You’re right, great idea. One of them isn’t like a nazi or anything, and we can essentially conflate these options based on one unifying factor, their age. Good call.

Lol they’re totally equivalent guys!

Narra uretee

In America this is ridiculously common. Many people are paid every two weeks, but many are paid twice a month. Very common.

Lots of people get paid twice a month

“I have black friends” is what you sound like lol

Good fuck my guy, lay off the casual racism

“Just wait everyone, Elon is actually being smart this whole time” I just don’t buy it.

A real WHALE of a problem

Helluva stick you got there

These make me squirm. Good work.

You’ll feel helpless for a while. It sucks.

But there will be a point in a year or two, where you actually make it a day or two without even remembering your injury. That’s how you know you made it through to the other side.

You’ll get there friend! I broke a small bone in my wrist a few years back - required many surgeries and i went a long time without being able to do the things i loved. My wrist isn’t perfect, but I have my life and activities back. You’ll get there, be patient and kind to yourself through the process. I definitely had moments where I wanted to define myself as “broken” - but your body is just a vessel. You’re gonna be OK.

Lol my garage collapsed on Friday

You’re right, the housing market is currently full of generosity. Thanks for the input here

Hi, Doctor Nick!

My statistic would be the totality of humanity acting like shit whenever they’re not forced otherwise