Blaming Obama for his failed 16+ million dollar attempt at entering the algae-based bio fuel industry.
How sad.
On the occasion of Iran’s victory US has decided to make the pool green as per Iran’s flag red white and green.
Obama shit Trump’s pants too!
That man finally created his swamp to drain.
This is fucking trump in a nutshell. Cares about appearances and looks while everyone in the country can’t afford rent and food.
My mom is like this but on a family scale.
Thanks Obama /s
Obama hasn’t been president for a decade. This is so stupid I feel like my brain cells are committing suicide.
I’m still pissed about James Polk buying slaves during his presidency. I carry a grudge.
but the magats will eat it up. #BlameObama
Someone should make a new version of Bame Canada (from South Park), “Blame Obama”.
It has to be “thanks obama”
Despite having the exact same number of syllables as ‘blame Canada’ it just doesn’t roll off the tongue the same.
You have braincells left?
At least one left to write thi
Fuck, even that one quit before the end of your sentence…
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“That’s what it says: ‘Castle Arrrgggghhhh’!”
“Look if he was dying he wouldn’t bother carving it he’d just say it!”
“Perhaps he was dictating?”
Look, I know a lot of people will find this absurd cause Trump blames people for his failings all the time. But did anyone consider that Obama could have been there with a fleet of dump trucks pouring algae into the water in the middle of the night? He could be the next Banksy because he’s so good at covert missions! Wait, let’s make him our next super-spy (American James Bond). Also, he stole some jewels[0].
Nah, Obama would have used green jello
Exactly. I still wonder how they pulled it off to make it look like Obama was in the US, while he took down Osama. Also why did they send a whole Seal team with him? Feels like a waste of taxpayers money.
Classic narcissistic bullshit. When you cause a problem, blame literally anyone else and never accept responsibility since only weak men do that.
/s (please for the love of god I hope that wasn’t needed)
Only weak men would love a man like Trump.
But PBD said Trump is the biggest alpha male in the world /s
Of course he’s alpha, he’s not remotely prepared for the public.
Wasn’t he going to drain the swamp, not build one?
Nice one
I’m not a chemist or even a pool guy… but isn’t algae automatic with any long-standing pool of water that isn’t chlorinated? What did they expect? Why are they even angry?
I’m no expert, but I think they were supposed to coat the base of the pool with something and apparently it was a shit job and that’s why the algae
According to data found online about controlling alge in pools with H2O2, they’d need 1800 gallons of H2O2 to treat the reflecting pool.
Here’s one:
Thank god they got some army guys there to watch out for him.
Incredible, just few hours ago I read a sarcastic piece how Trump will blame this mess on Obama. And now he did it for real.
Nothing new, but this orange piece of shit is the bigest joke the human race has ever brought up. And americans voted him into office… TWICE. 10 facepalms a second are not enough for this epic failure…
During the Bush administration, they blamed EVERYTHING on Clinton, and by the second term, people were pretty sick of it.
Then Katrina came along, and the administration’s response was appallingly terrible, and they were getting called out from every direction.
Finally they tried to blame Clinton for the response somehow, after Bush was into his second term, and the people weren’t having it. It was the final straw. The response was so negative, that if Katrina had happened during his first term, there is no way he would have been reelected.
They couldn’t blame Clinton after that, and the Bush legacy became that the corruption, negligence, and incompetence of the Bush administration led to the avoidable deaths of over 10,000 Americans (and countless foreign nationals), and the worst economic downturn since the Great Depression.
I eat the Onion every damn time now because it’s literally the same headlines as the actual news.
He cheated and rigged the election twice. Most Americans aren’t THAT dumb.
He didn’t cheat. Biden didn’t cheat, either. What is wrong with you people?
They don’t need to cheat. Money= win. No intrigue needed.
He cheated and rigged the election twice.
Three times, if you count 2020. Although, there’s a certain irony in the election where he had the most control over the outcome being the one he lost.
So much of 2016 and 2024 were the end result of policy changes Democrats oversaw and facilitated. 2024 was exceptionally galling, as Harris lost states her downticket party allies won, entirely because she’d chosen to take advice from reactionary #NeverTrumpers over her own popular party faithful.
Even if, big enough of a margin would have to vote for him to hide the cheating. This sucker doesn’t deserve 1 vote, but has gotten a big chunk of legit votes regardless.
I’m a bit sceptical… Who wrote this article and what were it’s sources? Could it be AI with The Onion as a source? Wouldn’t be the first time a satirical article was used as a source for a real news paper.
This guy has Obama Derangement Syndrome.
He is struggling to form new memories so he’s stuck on Obama
I’m surprised he didn’t blame Biden.
He wanted to but forgot the name. Something with a B. Hillary Obiden or something mm you know that black guy.
He forgot Biden was president in the mean time. Dementia does that to a person.
And just like that, an antique meme gets new life!
I doubt it was this, but I hope Obama left one minor prank on his way out, like a whoopie cushion, or an upside down desk drawer.
Obama leaves a letter on the desk for Trump’s first day. It reads:
"Mr. President,
On this, your first day in office, congratulations again on your victory. Although it’s clear to us both by now that we may never see eye-to-eye on many important issues, I want to express my hope for your success in this new position. Very few people will ever understand the challenges endured while carrying the weight of a nation, if not the entire free world, on one’s shoulders like we do. Along those lines, I humbly offer you my full support, putting aside whatever differences we might have, in the interest of serving our shared and highest value, the well-being and advancement of this great country. Should you ever want it, I am prepared and willing to give whatever assistance possible with utmost diligence and discretion.
We’re all counting on you. Good luck!
Sincerely,
Barack Obama
P. S. I left a little something in the upper right-hand drawer just to show there’s no hard feelings."
After reading it, Trump opens the drawer and hundreds of marbles spill out along with a note card.
I think this why he’s so mad at Obama.
I heard it was a ten pound glitter bomb but the rest of the story was the exact same.
Is that why it always looks like glitter makeup got rubbed off on him? I also assumed it was from much worse events.
Yeah no, that’s stripper glitter.
You have the potential to be the next shittywatercolor account
I never stopped saying it lol
He NEVER accepts responsibility for anything. It is truly amazing.
Edit: …for anything BAD.
That’s not fair. He always takes credit when it’s something he’s not smart enough to understand will make him look bad.
Oh right. I should’ve clarified. He invented the airplane, won ww2, etc.
That’s literally what narcissism is. The circuitry in your brain that is responsible for feeling shame and guilt and finding fault within yourself just doesn’t exist in an affected brain. The idea that something negative that happened could be his fault is like you trying to understand how 2+2 could possibly equal 5. It doesn’t even cross your mind as a thing that’s worth considering as a possibility.
I don’t think he has a physical brain issue, he’s just an utter arse because of his god awful father, which has left him with debilitating daddy issues, and the fact that he was born into wealth and never told no. All of which is not helped by the fact that he has an IQ that a 6-year-old would be embarrassed by, and has dementia on top of all of that.
I believe it is. See my reply to DrSoap in this thread for details, but it’s a famously difficult task to put oneself in the mind of another, especially one with a definable mental illness. It’s much simpler to imagine evil being an intentional act. It allows us to hate a person we consider evil without any strings attached, because it was their choice to be evil. It’s a bit uncomfortable to imagine evil acts being caused by a mental condition that’s listed right alongside autism and schizophrenia, which we usually consider as sympathetic, but I think that’s what we’re dealing with. Most of his followers get roped in with a cult ideology, which is its own bag of worms. To clarify, I don’t see this as an excuse, only a reason. It’s hard to remember that, in his mind, he’s doing the right thing, because he’s doing what’s best for himself, and that is the only thing that has any value to him. I try to view this sort of thing the way I would see a rabid dog. I don’t hate the dog, and I know it’s not the dogs fault that it has rabies, but that doesn’t mean that it can keep going around biting people either. He has to go away.
In case anyone reads all that, and their only take away is that I don’t hate Trump, yes I do, he’s in the worst category of humans that plague the planet, but I try to keep these things in mind, because unbridled hate only and always leads to more hate.
It’s because the fragility is so great, any bruise to the ego, however small, would shatter their sense of self. They literally can never find a fault in themselves because it would break them and then send them into a full on rage. I think that’s why he has his outbursts. Things shatter his narcissistic bubble in a way that he can’t refute and he just gets violent and loud as a result.
I don’t think you fully understand how narcissistic personality disorder works. If a healthy person starts getting a little too full of themselve, either because of frequent success making them feel infallible, or the Dunning-Kruger effect making them think they know more than they do, they can be brought back down by a reality check, or an embarrassing failure that inescapably shows them that they too have flaws. That’s the “shattering” or the “bubble” you’re referring to. That’s a healthy response. His mind literally doesn’t have the capacity to choose “personal failure” as an option for the cause of ANYTHING except positive results, because it isn’t even in the drop-down list. It’s super tempting to just say that it’s because he’s an asshole (he is though), but it’s a mental illness just like OCD, or schizophrenia. He could probably have masked it a little bit better when he was younger, but the clearly worsening dementia just makes it more obvious now.
Super interesting! I’ll read more about it!
That’s why people like him and voted for him. MAGAts see themselves in Agent Orange. They all suffer from neurodegeneracy, because of all the chemicals they have been huffing since childhood. Dementia reduces empathy and increases self-centeredness, which are very similar symptoms to narcissism. And Trump is the most biglyiest narcissist on the planet, believe me.
Also not surprising that rural folk are Trump supporters, they breath in a higher than average amount of Monsanto chemicals every year.
This should be bare minimum litmus test for any representative or even an employee yet many people are simply too naive or dumb to realize this. I just don’t understand how could you ever trust a person like that unless your goal is self harm.
Propaganda. Tradition. Wealth.
