I never call it
It just comes when it pleases
🥇
When not referred to by its proper name, His Majesty is known as the womb hammer or the flesh dagger.
M’Lord
Member
Awkward sex ed teacher
Bonus awkward points if they’re still wearing their Members Only jacket and still think that is very cool.
Reads too much smut
Read?! There’s words to read?
##Verse 1
Isn’t it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn’t it frightfully good to have a dong?
It’s swell to have a stiffy
It’s divine to own a dick
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world’s biggest prick
##Verse 2
So three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake
Your piece of pork, your wife’s best friend
Your Percy or your cock
You can wrap it up in ribbons
You can slip it in your sock
But don’t take it out in public
Or they will stick you in the dock
And you won’t come back
[Outro (spoken)] Thank you very much
Now sit on my face and tell me that you love me
Armstrong and Miller, for those that were wondering.Whoops. I was mistaken. It’s Monty Python.
Mine is known as The Great Depression.
A lot of people got fucked by The Great Depression. It also caused quite a few suicides. Good for you!
I think they mean it in more of a topogical sense, maybe. Could be either/both.
Where’s pecker? Or pizzle?
You’re at least 65 years old
I first heard pizzle in Kingdom Come Deliverance: “Are you pulling my pizzle?”
That’s where I heard it 😂
Stop yanking me pizzle!
Or member.
wand = double nerd alert.
I put on my robe and wizard hat…
I’ll put on a witch’s hat and then we can have a duel.
mister boopsy fucking killed me
… And he can do it again in 2-5 hours ;)
I like how “British” is part of the derogatory portion of the list
Bri’ish*
Bwi’ish*
I can accept being British but at least I’m not French.
It’s definitely “nob”, they’re “not a bloody door, mate”
yall are missing out on not having cold feet when sleeping, I’m just saying
I don’t cage my tootsies when not necessary
there’s very comfy kinds of socks, you just gotta find them
It’s the tonsil tickler or the pooper probe. The wizards staff, rod of power, batter blaster, turkey baster, or goo gun. There are some that call it… Tim.
Hi, I’m Lo Wang. I’ll be your acupuncturist today.
You no mess with Lo Wang
she better be callin her cooch ms moopsy then (bc it be drainin them bones)
Blasting Rod = Dresden Fan
Phallic focus makes the magic flow better, as we all know
I knew a girl that refereed to her breasts as ‘the girls’ and dicks as ‘the little gentlemen’.
“May I come in, ma’am?”
I’ve heard the former a million times but I’ve never heard the latter.
