ToffeeIsForClosers

That’s why typos in the middle of a word are unoticable

I see what you did there.

He’s one-of-a-kind, unfortunately.

Every good hero should have some

NEARLY SHID MYSELF WHEN I RED THAT BRUTHER

Upvoted for proper usage of nonplussed!

“The Hollow Men” by T. S. Eliot

Check out the poem and its analysis via the link.

Black/brown lentils in dhal makhani. Dirt cheap readymade packages at the grocery store too.

Other than that, I used to make spicy red lentil soup with the recipe on the back of the bag from Costco but made myself sick of it years ago.

And both of these are great metal band names as well.

Zero yum!

On another kid’s hand: “Circle, circle, dot, dot. Now you have your cooties shot.”

This is what I did, only I set it up such that my family’s computers are backing up to my large external drive, and this drive is connected to the computer with the unlimited BB running and backing up. Just to get a little more benefit out of the cost.

That person would totally win in a thumb war. Don’t even try

Like a houseplant angling toward the window light?

Exactly! I’ve said this for years, every time the meme comes up. I’m saying it right now to anyone nearby.

I mean, I have no real basis to know if canopy friction is the reason or not but I’m saving this post as support of my confirmation bias anyway.

I need this on a t-shirt.