I was pretty sick the first time I saw this episode as a teen - all I really remember is they stepped onscreen in those outfits and I spent the next five minutes laughing so hard I started coughing up blood then passed out. My god, the costume design on this one still brings a tear to my eye, what were they thinking.
Don’t want to sound racist and I apologize if this is some kind of western face-blindness, but the miniskirt guy looks like an descendant of John Cho (Sulu).
I was pretty sick the first time I saw this episode as a teen - all I really remember is they stepped onscreen in those outfits and I spent the next five minutes laughing so hard I started coughing up blood then passed out. My god, the costume design on this one still brings a tear to my eye, what were they thinking.
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“Gene Roddenberry was a sex pest for making women wear miniskirts.”
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And v v v v
I fucking want that uniform
The only thing stopping you is money
I bet a good dry cleaner could do it for 200.
Okay let’s be real we’re all getting the velour upgrade. It’s real velour, kif!
Do dry cleaners make clothes for you?
no but they can hook you up with a good tailor
Don’t want to sound racist and I apologize if this is some kind of western face-blindness, but the miniskirt guy looks like an descendant of John Cho (Sulu).

Planet moose knuckle
I don’t know, it’s gonna be pretty hard to milk a rock, no matter how many nipples you got.
So… I’m supposed to stone the chests of pregnant people?
I am wheezing, thank you for this.
I read Wonderwall and assumed they were dropping some Oasis.
And after allllllllll here’s my wonderballllllll
Somethings certainly dropped. It’s only by the grace of television censors and a thin veneer of fabric we don’t see for certain what.
Are they tucked??
I grew up watching TNG with my dad. He had the same reaction. Well, minus the blood.
I had the exact same reaction except none of the laughing and all the blood.
It’s a very Roddenberry design.