What do I do if I want to reach a high area in my roof, like ten feet above me? Hose extensions are floppy.

Funding, although that is becoming less effective at the moment. Establishment candidates get many times the funds for tv ad campaigns and similar things that get their name out there, and they used to lie really well in those ads, so it worked. Still helps, but it’s fading as people stop believing in their lies.

How did you write this? Are you a wizard?

“That depends. Is the existence of this form going to be known to my family? If so, yep, totally safe.”

• my partner, not me

That’s okay, the machine wants you.

Curve

Three words: Farting Corpse Buddy!

Poor bastard probably has no idea why he never gets people coming back for an upgrade.

The Sony Trinitron of Damocles

Yes, you are, but keep that habit alive. It is valuable.

Accidental, but made far more likely by risky behaviour due to mental issues. It’s a grey area.

A disappointment equivalent to Piefed.

Also… Business has a history. Money has a history. If you want to make money and keep it, learning what happens before a crash or what sort of business practices tend to get you dragged out and hanged from a tree might be kinda helpful.

Yeah. Used to be like that. What a shitty way to live. Denying any need to change by claiming superior intelligence over the people suggesting change, even though you’re desperately unhappy.

It didn’t spread as fast as this one will though. Every timezone will get the news immediately once it breaks anywhere.

Wallhacking by adding extra walls. Aimbotting to ensure a miss. I like it.

We might be able to get the left-libs on board by using tax incentive structures and laws to make it way more attractive for big investors to seek steady profit levels, which would also reduce the necessity to nationalise companies. Windfall taxes are one way, where you take almost every piece of profit above a certain ceiling.

Obviously we should still nationalise natural monopolies like Amazon and Google. Internationalise them, even.

They didn’t say integrity, they said law license. You don’t need integrity for one of those.

That sucks, mate. I kinda know the feeling, I’ve got an uncle who’s a Musk bro. Poor bastard just goes quiet and looks sick whenever his politics or personal life come up, but still sees Tesla etc as this cool future corporation.

Air force and navy.