If Arsenal was in Man U or Spurs’ current position, I don’t think Arteta would be in this image.

Matt Upson. He was with us for 6 seasons but hardly got a game. We then shipped him off and he went on to become a full English international.

Saliba.

Even in a short period, he’s clearly the most exciting Arsenal centreback since Sol Campbell.

Nacho was a shining light in that era. I feel our current choices will surpass him eventually but they haven’t had the time yet.

Azeez on the bench. Thought he was out on loan.

White fell out with one of the assistants. He then told Phil Foden his hair makes him look like Morty Smith.

I’m deeply disturbed by the fact that I know why this news is relevant here.

Who gives a fuck. They’re not going to equalize.

It’s hard to believe he’s the best fullback they could find with their scouting.

Southgate is a limited manager.

Delete this, nephew.

Julio Baptista for me. When he was at Sevilla, he was genuinely one of my favourite players to watch so I was pretty ecstatic when we got him despite him flopping at Madrid.

Jordan Henderson really should not be called up anymore.

Man, this is the least exciting Italy team I’ve ever seen. They used to be able to field a world class player in every position.

And he scores.