David Luiz and Cech for me. Both largely shit, and I’d guess both there for money and not having to move out of London post chelsea.

Least xGA in the league you’ll never sing that

Never thought I’d say can we go back to wall to wall conspiracy theory PGMOL posts but

I would rather start a fit and in form rashford over a fit and in form Walcott any day of the week.

If I’m at Leverkusen or sporting then probably yeh?

To sell more kits and make more money.

One for the Aouar and Paqueta experts who were seemingly very informed on ligue 1 when those rumours were rife.

As ever the vague mention of our or another team’s ‘fans’ = usually one or two mentions someone’s seen on Reddit and/or Twitter

Well done?

Always vieira

When you say “see our fans…” you mean “one or two people [max] on Reddit or Twitter” right?

He’s scored in both our CL games so far.

Usual knee jerk shit.

Wow that is absolutely insane

If we haven’t won the last game - regardless of opponent - this is what happens now. It’s bonkers.

implication being the usual bullshit that referees are bias against arsenal right? Weird they’d give us all these penalties if that was the case, don’t you think? Stonewall or not; why do they care if they’re that anti-arsenal?

We’ve been given more penalties than any other team this season.

That cross yday was absolutely obscene. Unreal.

Genuinely the worst away performance I think I’ve seen at the emirates. Was unbelievable.

Felt like I floated out the stadium that day. Very surreal.