Imagine if Stan Kroenke didn’t like something that was said about Arsenal by a journalist on NBC so he decided to cut him up into little pieces. Because that’s what lovable, plucky Newcastle’s owners do.

Yeh I learnt the hard way about not backing up. My laptop fell off the toilet a few years back (don’t ask) and I lost years of work and photos.

Thanks for sharing I’ll save it for a read later.

Back where he Billong.

Somehow made Boris look vaguely competent.

Still fucking annoys me that he got that (debut?) goal against us.

Confession: I hate the fact Declan has the surname Rice because of all the tedious jokes that get repeated over and over again. I wish he had a normal surname like Snrub.

Honestly I would say no spark is not great…how’s the attraction? I’m not with my old partner anymore but I do remember that when we first met even a hug would send this feeling of warm electricity flooding through my body.

Honestly I find it cringeworthy as fuck the way Chelsea fans are gassing up Mudryk and they way he celebrated as if he’d just slalomed past 5 players before banging it in top bins from 20 yards.

I’m not the celebration police, of course you enjoy the moment but mate, you fucking shanked an awful cross over the keeper’s head.

I live for the day we finally batter those cunts (I’m talking a 5 niller). I will be there.