Fake hood scoops. On any car really but in particular SUVs

I drive a BroncoSport Badlands and have seen people putting fake hood scoops on them and rear spoilers and it’s just kinda ridiculous

So if I’m gonna hit a pedestrian and don’t want to kill then, just maim them, choose a Tesla, got it

Are these people in any danger?….

Honestly I think it depends how middle aged you are. Are you just hitting 40 or are you on the end of 50 something