Walker is allergic to passing to Saka.

He’d much rather switch the ball to Rashford who has been absolutely wank.

Pasta Cock Glue

It should be a prerequisite that if you host the men’s World Cup, you should also be able to host the women’s without any concerns over them being treated as second-class citizens.

But there’s no money in that, so let’s arbitrarily stunt the progress of the women’s game.

So to confirm, we have the same number of points as the league leaders, we’ve played more of the ‘big 6’ than any other team, we’ve been unbeaten in the league (in the same 9 games we picked up 2 defeats in last season), we haven’t played any of the promoted sides, but this equates to ‘genuinely awful’.

I know we live in an age where we have to take optics over stats, but putting subjective opinion down as fact is how you get mental takes like this.