Cole was arguably the best LB in the world when he left, and Arsenal and Chelsea were direct title rivals. None of those other names were as important or left at a time when the rivalry meant as much.

You can but it’s risky - they have Dementors roaming along the stands looking for people who don’t fit it. If they catch you they’ll give you a Dementor’s Kiss, which effectively means your soul will get sucked out of your body.

Not really.

I’m a Man United fan and it would take something special for me to cheer for Chelsea, Arsenal, City or Liverpool in Europe. Spurs I’m meh on, but do have more of a soft spot for the likes of Brighton, Villa, West Ham, Everton, Newcastle (for now), and all the other mid-to-lower-tier teams back in the day (Bolton, Borough, Fulham, Swansea etc).

ONE exception being the second half of the 2005 Champions League final. I’ll admit I was pulling for Liverpool by the end of that, it was just so crazy!

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