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It’s just your regular reserve soldier, but with obesity and bonespurs.

Big mesosoma goth gf

I feel like you picked modifications to two things that are objectively worse than the normal versions.

I’ve never realised before now, but RFK Jr. does indeed look like a dessicated sea creature. Someone should help him out and throw him back in the ocean.

Ah yes, I have heard of Wisconsin.

Pennsylvania?

That sounds not like breast milk, but instead milk made from the pressing of whole humans.

Just need to watch Bee Movie to understand fully

A true, worthy god-emperor would make it a fight to the death and compete personally.

Actually, I think we should be allowed a little genocide, as a treat.

Whoopsie, we upset some wealthy Zionist donors, so we retract all statements on inclusivity and have decided to change our motto to “definitely again”.

But I just don’t think I’m that tasty

I for one would call Team Cherry a small business with excellent service

So I steal 13k worth of items from his house, sell them, then get caught, I only need to pay a $900 fine? Sweet!

I think the word here would be “flees”

Didn’t you hear? Artists have been obsoleted by AI, so we don’t have to treat them as humans anymore.

If you mean researching how to give everyone cancer, them maybe

Does the grass have buttholes?

You’ll get his Monopoly money when he does anyway

This headline really make it sound like he’s doing some kind of Magneto brain wave power on boobs for his own amusement. In reality he supported hypnotherapy to improve body image of those with dysmorphia, which kind of feel weird to apologise for to be honest.