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trashcan@sh.itjust.worksM to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works · 8 days ago

Overweight College Student Announces Plans To Wear Shorts, Sandals For Rest Of Year

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Overweight College Student Announces Plans To Wear Shorts, Sandals For Rest Of Year

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trashcan@sh.itjust.worksM to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works · 8 days ago
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STATE COLLEGE, PA—Overweight Penn State University freshman Kyle Norton cleared up any confusion about the future of his daily wardrobe Monday when he declared that, despite the recent drop in temperature, he will continue sporting the same mesh Penn State Lacrosse shorts and Birkenstock sandals he has worn since the start of the 2007–08 academic year.
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    I feel personally attacked.

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      Personally, you are.

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    Back in those days it still got pretty cold in that region.

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      Pennsylvania?

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        Yup

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    This article is from 2007 I wonder if he’s still wearing them.

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      He died in '09.

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        He could have been buried in them.

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