Dispassionate
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Dispassionate@quokk.auOPto
The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works•Trump Orders Reflecting Pool Treated With Blue Toilet Pellets, Algae Wins By SundownEnglish
11·1 天前It is rather difficult to write about political satire these days. Perhaps there is an audience for fictional news where everything is basically a utopia. Headlines like “Fossil fuel end complete, planet in remission” or “Universal healthcare announced in USA, basic income next week” or “Successful purge of billionaires creates peace on earth overnight”
Dispassionate@quokk.auOPto
The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works•Trump Orders Reflecting Pool Treated With Blue Toilet Pellets, Algae Wins By SundownEnglish
31·1 天前We should sample the algae bloom in that pool and look for intelligent life.
Dispassionate@quokk.auOPto
The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works•G7 Leaders Receive Official Trump Management Kits Ahead of SummitEnglish
21·3 天前Humor isn’t for everyone. I’m more amused you commented. Thanks for that giggle.
So adorable. My runt has weak jaw muscles. He loves to bite me and it just tickles. It’s a chore to eat dry food, but he won’t touch the wet stuff.
Dispassionate@quokk.auOPto
The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works•Internet Teen Discovers Imagination After Turning Off AIEnglish
5·4 天前It’s based on a lemmy post actually.
Dispassionate@quokk.auOPto
The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works•G7 Leaders Receive Official Trump Management Kits Ahead of SummitEnglish
42·4 天前Here, we whipped this up for you.
Dispassionate@quokk.auOPto
The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works•G7 Leaders Receive Official Trump Management Kits Ahead of SummitEnglish
13·4 天前Do you want us to assemble all of those items, print labels, and photograph them, just so you can know that a ton of time and effort was wasted to make you happy?
Dispassionate@quokk.auOPto
The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works•G7 Leaders Receive Official Trump Management Kits Ahead of SummitEnglish
21·4 天前Maybe someone can read it to him as a bedtime story.
Dispassionate@quokk.auOPto
The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works•G7 Leaders Receive Official Trump Management Kits Ahead of SummitEnglish
23·4 天前If you don’t like the writing, please block and unsubscribe.
Dispassionate@quokk.auOPto
The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works•Complex Pharmaceutical Compound Reduced to ‘Copper Good’ by Wellness IndustryEnglish
31·5 天前Oh wow, I remember that!! I’m… so old.
Dispassionate@quokk.auOPto
The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works•Complex Pharmaceutical Compound Reduced to ‘Copper Good’ by Wellness IndustryEnglish
3·5 天前As long as it is enriched memory copper.
Dispassionate@quokk.auOPto
The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works•In-N-Out Announces New Location, Requires Five Years Experience for Entry-Level Burger PositionEnglish
11·6 天前They’re open until 1:30. There’s one across the street. I hear revving engines of retard magats all night long in the drive through.
Dispassionate@quokk.auOPto
The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works•In-N-Out Announces New Location, Requires Five Years Experience for Entry-Level Burger PositionEnglish
51·6 天前They actually do pay their employees $20/hr in my area. Which is above minimum wage and could buy a one bedroom apartment comfortably (~$1200+). That’s 41,600 USD per year based on no vacation or sick days and 40 hours per week. So let’s say a generous 35,000 after taxes. If two people are working there, that’s 70k, and probably enough to afford a two bedroom apartment. Maybe enough to raise a single kid if they don’t require childcare because they have a relative or community center for free or cheap.
So, basic income for living? Yes. Kids… probably not for a single parent. House—never (but that’s a different conversation)
Dispassionate@quokk.auOPto
The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works•Martin Scorsese Announces Plans to Cast Same Six Actors Until End of TimeEnglish
51·6 天前Coincidentally, I’ve seen every one of those and eagerly anticipate the next installment, which is 70-Up, the last one they will be making. It’s a fascinating series, and I wish there were more of these.
Dispassionate@quokk.auOPto
The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works•RFK Jr. Unveils New Autism Research Initiative: “We’re Just Going Through the Grocery Store Alphabetically”English
3·8 天前Guacamole is fine to ingest, unlike toilet cleaner. But guacamole won’t cure autism, so clearly we should try toilet cleaner.
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The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works•RFK Jr. Announces Microdosing Death Caps as Measles Cure, Scientists Briefly Forget How to SpeakEnglish
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Eat the Watermelon.