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RFK Jr. Unveils New Autism Research Initiative: “We’re Just Going Through the Grocery Store Alphabetically”

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RFK Jr. Unveils New Autism Research Initiative: “We’re Just Going Through the Grocery Store Alphabetically”

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The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 8 days ago

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As federal scientists panic, RFK Jr. launches a taxpayer-funded plan to test grocery store chemicals on children one aisle at a time.

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  Guacamole is fine to ingest, unlike toilet cleaner. But guacamole won’t cure autism, so clearly we should try toilet cleaner.

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