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Introducing the Watermelon Guillotine — Now With Easy Assembly Instructions

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Introducing the Watermelon Guillotine — Now With Easy Assembly Instructions

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The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 days ago

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Introducing the Watermelon Guillotine™ — Now With Easy Assembly Instructions

A revolutionary new kitchen appliance promises to make oversized watermelons—and several other vaguely defined societal problems—much easier to manage, all for three easy payments of $39.99.

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I see what you did there, letting it’s know the new code word for billionaire is watermelon
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  Eat the Watermelon.

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