Someone’s gotta say it: Trump getting elected
Or at the very least the Four Seasons Total Landscaping incident. It’s like a Curb Your Enthusiasm cold opening sketch or something.
It reminded me of Arrested Development, but it definitely felt like a sketch.
“Wait. So your episode idea is that the lawyer for the President of the United States will mistake a landscaping firm for a high class hotel? A landscaping firm situated between a dildo shop and a crematorium?!!!”
“Yes. And wait until you read the leaking hair dye episode!”
I read this in Ryan George’s voice
Wow wow wow… wow
“But getting into the Capitol Building, that’s gonna be super hard, right?”
Wasn’t there some copypasta about WWII being totally unbelievable? Like the USA busting out a super weapon and having a kind hearted, unbelievably capable, wheelchair bound president? And “bad guys” so bad they murder millions just because they’re so evil? And the Allies being lead by a perpetually drunk burnout from WWI who could spit hilarious one-liners?
It’s crazy how much of the actual war was one mayor fuckup away from going completely different routes, from Rommel being stopped instead of becoming that semi mythical Wehrmacht leader in france, to the destroyer looking for an american sub leading scout planes directly to the japanese fleet at Midway, the whole war has so much crazy stuff.
Never thought about it that way.
Everything in the UK since about May 2015.
Let’s be honest, 2010
Well fuck me, we finally agree on something 😁
;) I’m sure we agree on a lot of things
T***p getting elected looks like the worst plot twist ever written in a desperate bid to rake in viewers. It’s like they got tired of tragedy, drama, comedy, war, and thriller plots, and so decided to go all-in on reality television.
It fucked sputh park. They didn’t know how to parody that.
If Trump gets elected again all the late night show writers will be out of jobs.
It will be more than just show hosts SOL.
That’s why they cancelled Space Force. The creators said they can no longer out-parody life itself. And I think also Veep had some similar fate IIRC.
MacArthur’s “I have returned” speech. The moment the Imperial Japanese Army decided to create the Imperial Japanese Army Navy because the actual Imperial Japanese Navy hated them. Kristallnacht. Most long medieval wars at some point. The latter half of Henry VIII’s life, probably starting with his jousting accident or killing his first ex wife maybe. The whole French Revolution. The assassination of Franz Ferdinand. The assassination of Lincoln. Probably a lot of assassinations, I’m going to stop now.
Je vous attends
The latter era of the Eastern Roman Empire. Every season it is attacked by some new enemy of the week. One season it was even attacked by gasp Crusaders!
Well, there’s my thought about the Roman Empire for the day.
News stations hyping murder hornets a few months into the Covid pandemic.
The Pilot that lost the F-35. I feel like that could’ve been a producer’s money saving tactic in late episodes of Nightrider or Air Wolf…
“Hey Michael, solving this crime on your own? Where’s Kit?”
“Oh we were just in a high speed pursuit together & I had jump out. I’m sure Kit will turn up sooner or later, must be getting a car wash or somethin’…”
“Michael, did you lose the car?”
*KITT
Knight Industries Two Thousand
Thanks, I did not know that!
You betcha!
My bad, thanks for that. I knew that at some point!
God, I feel like a good 1/3 of news stories are like that. We live in an absurd world.
when he jumped over a shark on happy days