Waiting to hear the boat was trafficking people and the intel was wrong.

I wish I could say that’s a joke.

Since 9/11 they’re generally locked off from the public in the US. I attended some mass casualty and terrorism training and we talked with someone who ran their city water and sewer. He had a neat plan to radiate the city water system he helped them defend against.

Fucking our sharks, you mean.

Mostly I try to make people laugh, but more of an awkward laugh.

So drone throne?

It’s hard to get material out before they really do it. My article on trump taking over turning point only beat vance hosting the show by 24 hours.

I use he/him, but thanks. 🙂

Leo is often the release valve when it gets too deadpan.

Next president should give it to Rosie O Donnel.

I hope someone said “”all the Americans are leaving, later Nazis” on the way out.

It’s a story in the Onion channel not made by the Onion not from the Onion but it does contain real Onion essence.

I find it very surprising a non-shill or bot really thought “this time is different.”

Trying to hit the targeted effect.

Trying to get to the jugular.

Trying to define the scope.

…I’ll get to when I have time.

Tangled cattle is a serious problem, Leo is a hero.

Check my post history. One of the hidden secrets of Lemmy.

The goal was to make the reader feel more and more nauseous until Leo finally shows up to break the spell and admit that it’s satire.

There’s a whole article I could write on etched bullets, but I’m trying to find the right angle.

I considered a Luigi Special tie in, but it got off topic

I like to imagine his face if Obama won the award he created.

I used to work in the oil industry, and there are old field logs from the 50s/60s where a whole crew died and the well is manned 2 days later. In the early 2000s we’d spend days on a single death or injury. Once the company paid the overtime because a guy’s wife was in labor and the contractor didn’t want to give him time off. It was addressed as a safety issue, there was no way he could concentrate safely… no issues to pay it. Sad to see the munitions industry caught in the 50s.

He’d be proud his staff is taking a shot at this.