Cook Pot of Concealment. Any edible item in the pot is invisible to a creature that could eat it until removed.

Book of secrets. When opened, the book displays a secret whispered in the last minute, at least 50 miles away, somewhere on this plane.

He means wrist restraints. Autocorrect can be terrible.

Elon go sit in the mars rocket and make vroom vroom noises until they’re ready to launch you.

Ring of attunement: allows one additional item to be attuned for the player (requires attunement)

Sexy calendar with 13 pictures of you.

Are you paying the overtime?

Black rock or old airport, nā maiki’loa kahakai 🙂

Hm, that’s a journey anywhere. Assuming money is no object, you’re 8 hrs from hawaii, and 3.5-6 from florida depending on layovers and where. Europe is only 6-8 from you if you stay in western europe.

Having been to both of your choices many times, I’d suggest Kauai for its rugged beauty and hiking.

Have you considered taking him to jersey shore to remind him how good he has it at home? :)

These are hard times, and more are coming. And I don’t exactly remember the quote, but it’s along the lines of:

“When a run-away team of horses is headed off a cliff, the driver can sometime be seen encouraging them on, presumably, since he knows he cannot stop them, he at least feels some sense of control over the situation.”

Man, they should go look for them.

Russian front lines.

Where are you traveling from? West coast I’d say Hawaii, southern us I’d say playa del carmen and cancun.

A French General complained about the presence of American troops at an exercise, and said “I wish these Americans would leave.” The American General overheard him, and asked “Should we also take the men in the graves who died invading Normandy?” The French General, surprised, turned, and he said, “Yes, when your president has you turn and run, try not to forget them when you pack.”

I own a couple small companies, and I blow off steam with Lemmy when I have time.

That is a great obscure word, but catamite generally implies religion… if he’s mandalorian, I’d say that’s a bingo.

This says rubles but I believe this is converted to USD?

The humanitarian aide workers.

They don’t even go off in the tubes.

More! More!