• eldavi@lemmy.mlEnglish
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    6 months ago

    don’t forget the oil; we love us some oil, ESPECIALLY with it comes with a side of political violence.

    • Imnecomrade@lemmygrad.mlEnglish
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      6 months ago

      I need oil. I can’t stop drinking oil. I can’t stop drinking oil! I just can’t stop! I can’t stop drinking crude oil. You know the black stuff that comes in barrels? I can’t stop drinking it. I just can’t. It’s tantalizing. It’s addicting. It is a delicacy! I love it! I can’t stop drinking oil. Crude oil! I can’t stop guzzling it, gulping it down! I can’t stop drinking crude oil! giggles