C’moon, you were supposed to be the main character! Like, obviously!=))) The public doesn’t want to see someone unboxing the gift, they wanna know who sent it, why, and how it got there!
Dammit, I’m having flashbacks to the first time someone asked me if I’d still love them were they a worm, the deer in the headlights is strong with me=)))
Oh. So I’m cut out of my own story.
…what? No! How… why… what?!=)))))
C’moon, you were supposed to be the main character! Like, obviously!=))) The public doesn’t want to see someone unboxing the gift, they wanna know who sent it, why, and how it got there!
Dammit, I’m having flashbacks to the first time someone asked me if I’d still love them were they a worm, the deer in the headlights is strong with me=)))
Oh if somebody answered this without showing their work, it would be over. It’s like the ‘what even is reincarnation’ question.
Clearly not.
But… but… the story makes no sense that way! The plot… the character drama, the arcs, none of it works without you!
I need a Xanax… I need to talk to the Producer… I need the Producer to bring me a Xanax and a body bag, because you’ve MURDERED my vision!
If I’m the main character, nobody’s gonna leave the theatre loving humanity.
HA! Demonstrably untrue if the interaction is of any indication, there’s at least one person who’d enjoy themselves: me!😈
No comment.
Edit: cant do earnest positive engagement, sorry!
Sorry i can’t do earnest positive engagement.
Dunno, seemed to be handling the banter just fine! Even made me want to join in and keep it going, I’m generally not that participative:))
Only enabled by multiple layers of total irony poisoning.