please, need comic where clark kent is selling pics from superman
Honestly i can see JJJ accepting these because it can be an hard stab to Spiderman’s PR
JJJ publishes them in an attempt to ruin Spider-Man’s public image. The public instead is desperately thirsty for the spider-bod. Sales of the Bugle go through the roof. JJJ is consumed by the conflict between his hate boner for Spider-Man and his capitalism boner for selling more issues of the Bugle.
And The Bugle will be renamed The Bulge
A decade later, it’s been retooled into the most successful man meat mag in history and JJJ is an extremely conflicted billionaire.
One of their most beloved erotic cartoonists is Tom of Holland.
My god the amerikkkan economy has crashed if spidey has to get an only fans.
Webshots are restricted to premium subscribers
Parker soon quit his job at the Bugle and built the startup OnlyWebs
c’mon The Bulge is right next door
With great power comes great thirst
Unngghhh I’m gonna weeebbbbb
If Petra Parker gets titty pictures of Trans-Spidey, can the nipples be shown or not?
(I’m pretty sure JJ would censor them; he hates Spidey but he’s not a scummy TERF or MAGA bigot)

(Art by nhim)
Mimi is in the year 3000.
No nipples should ever be censored. Chest, breast, and everything between can and should be shown and expressed without censorship.
Fuck every religious institution and forces and normalises the censorship of our natural bodies.
picture showing a white, sticky substace coming out of Spidey’s butt
“I thought he shot webbing from his wrists?”
“That ain’t webbing.”
“Oh it is webbing, you never gone wrist deep in yourself before?”

“Alright, I’ll buy them, but I’ll have to Venmo you from my personal account.”







