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Wren@lemmy.todayM to Brand New Sentence@lemmy.todayEnglish ·
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Best part of owning a bidet is if you're puking in the toilet you can take a sip out of the fountain

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Best part of owning a bidet is if you're puking in the toilet you can take a sip out of the fountain

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  • Aedis@lemmy.world
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    It literally cost you nothing to not post this.

    • minorkeys@sh.itjust.works
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      But they gain everything when they do.

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    • Akasazh@lemmy.world
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      I see you are puking.

      I have a nice lifehack for you!

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    That’s why I use the sink. Easier to take a sip. Shitting however, gets more problematic.

    Edit: For those worried about germs, I meant the kitchen sink so my toothbrush is fine.

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      Honestly, I was more worried about your plumbing; but now I understand.

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    nope nope nopity nope.

  • crispbacon99@lemmy.zip
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    Jokes aside, what would be wrong with doing this?

    • schildfrosch@feddit.org
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      splatter definitely gets on the nozzle

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        Yeah but like it’s self washing after a few sec

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          Sanitized != sterilized

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            You might want to look up the definition of the word sanitized. 🤭

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              I work in biotech.

              Sanitizing should not be confused with sterilizing. While sanitizing reduces microorganisms to a safe level, sterilizing removes all microorganisms from an item.

              https://blog.foodsafety.ca/understanding-difference-between-cleaning-sanitizing-sterilizing

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                The bidet isn’t getting sanitized. Just rinsed a bit.

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                deleted by creator

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                I’m gonna bet you’re not putting your dishes and utensils through an autoclave.

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                  I’m not putting shit in my dishwasher though

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      The bidet showerhead is inside the toilet, taking splashes when you poop

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        Doesn’t need to be

        The bidets in hotels I’ve been to are always the old kind, which is a completely separate device to the side of the toilet

        • WoodYouLookAtThat@lemmy.today
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          Its still going to get splashback

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          Still it’s getting splashed when you wash your ass

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      Try it and report back !

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    Things I’d never known until I was today old.

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    A sip from the neti pot?! Disgusting!

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    I think i’m going to be sick

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      Hope you have a bidet so you don’t get dehydrated :3

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