Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 1 day agoOnce you notice bisexual lighting being used, you can not unsee itlemmy.todayimagemessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageOnce you notice bisexual lighting being used, you can not unsee itlemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 1 day agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 2 days agoI don't know how a painting can convey "this horse has disturbing carnal knowledge," but it sure does.lemmy.todayimagemessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageI don't know how a painting can convey "this horse has disturbing carnal knowledge," but it sure does.lemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 2 days agoTest your metaphors on the weirdest and most neurodivergent child you knowlemmy.todayimagemessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageTest your metaphors on the weirdest and most neurodivergent child you knowlemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 3 days agoDo you take tranquilizers to simulate getting captured by animal control and returned to the wild?lemmy.todayimagemessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageDo you take tranquilizers to simulate getting captured by animal control and returned to the wild?lemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
InterestingUsername@lemmy.mlEnglish · 4 days ago"Do any other straight guy's straight porn addiction lead them to having gay sex that you regret after?"lemmy.todayimagemessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1image"Do any other straight guy's straight porn addiction lead them to having gay sex that you regret after?"lemmy.todayInterestingUsername@lemmy.mlEnglish · 4 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 5 days agoI went from being a nanny to bartending and accidentally put a whole bachelorette party in time-out.lemmy.todayimagemessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageI went from being a nanny to bartending and accidentally put a whole bachelorette party in time-out.lemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 5 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 5 days agoOh no the witch letters have formed the horny configuration!lemmy.todayimagemessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageOh no the witch letters have formed the horny configuration!lemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 5 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 8 days agoThey accidentally Rock Lee'd a retired racehorselemmy.todayimagemessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageThey accidentally Rock Lee'd a retired racehorselemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 8 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
acockworkorange@mander.xyzEnglish · 9 days agotexas before the islamic revolutionplus-squarelemmy.todayimagemessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imagetexas before the islamic revolutionplus-squarelemmy.todayacockworkorange@mander.xyzEnglish · 9 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 10 days agoare u straight or are u logistically difficultlemmy.todayimagemessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageare u straight or are u logistically difficultlemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 10 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
ThunderComplex@lemmy.todayEnglish · 12 days agoSlice of ketchupplus-squarelemmy.todayexternal-linkmessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1external-linkSlice of ketchupplus-squarelemmy.todayThunderComplex@lemmy.todayEnglish · 12 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 13 days agoThe only fake gamer girl we've ever seen is elon musklemmy.todayimagemessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageThe only fake gamer girl we've ever seen is elon musklemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 13 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 13 days agoWith selective breeding it's possible to achieve cheese, sauce and even hotdog stuffed crusts.lemmy.todayimagemessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageWith selective breeding it's possible to achieve cheese, sauce and even hotdog stuffed crusts.lemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 13 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 14 days agoAnd what's the genital situation on the shadowslemmy.todayimagemessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageAnd what's the genital situation on the shadowslemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 14 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 14 days agoYeah, that mountain likes to move around.lemmy.todayimagemessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageYeah, that mountain likes to move around.lemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 14 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 14 days agoWho's getting custody of syntax error?lemmy.todayimagemessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageWho's getting custody of syntax error?lemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 14 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 15 days agoFlorida man caught illegally feeding wild alligator resists arrest: "He's a good boy... and he loves bagels."lemmy.todayimagemessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageFlorida man caught illegally feeding wild alligator resists arrest: "He's a good boy... and he loves bagels."lemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 15 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
acockworkorange@mander.xyzEnglish · 15 days agoNew winter homes built for Scotland's rarest amphibian on the Solway Coastplus-squarespeciesontheedge.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1external-linkNew winter homes built for Scotland's rarest amphibian on the Solway Coastplus-squarespeciesontheedge.co.ukacockworkorange@mander.xyzEnglish · 15 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · edit-215 days agoThe Taliban gave me toothpaste and soap.lemmy.todayimagemessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageThe Taliban gave me toothpaste and soap.lemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · edit-215 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 15 days agoMy pot roast only took an hour to cook why yall be lying like it take all daylemmy.todayimagemessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageMy pot roast only took an hour to cook why yall be lying like it take all daylemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 15 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
