This feels like that one bratty kid you might’ve played with who insisted on making up all the rules of the game but to somehow benefit him. The kind of kid who told you what dialogue to say when you were playing pretend. Basically Eric Cartman.
He didn’t mention attire. I imagine him showing up with a costume for you to wear, “not because I told you to, but because you think it”.
That’s a new one. An offshoot of footies?
A dog wrote this
either it’s a kink, or a 5 year old asked an AI agent to find some people to play tag
I would do this.
Most likely explanation: a Jack Russell Terrier learned how to post to craigslist.
“The chase doesn’t stop until I’m inside you”
I so much want to believe that this is someone who just wants to play the kind of tag that they have always dreamt of as a kid.
Challenge level: Impossible
Find a way to create a meetup for group for “adult tag” that doesn’t sound like it’s sexual in nature.
“Again, nothing sexual.”
Because of the implication
“Also, the chasing has to happen on my island.”
Where we play knife monopoly…
“And I’ve got a harpoon, and you’re wearing a bikini.”
I’m curious how much this pays
Any grown adults want to meet up to play tag in the woods?
Yeah, just follow the sound of the banjo.
I was there, but you didn’t show up. ☹️
Of course not.
You were supposed to chase them.
Is this the shitty internet version of “The Most Dangerous Game”?
FYI: the word “game” in the phrase “the most dangerous gane” refers to the people being hunted, not the activity itself!
Just as deer are “game animals”, the humans are game in this particular hunt. But a human is far more dangerous than most animals we hunt, thus the phrase.
Wait, the word “game” isn’t in the phrase “the most dangerous gane”. What kind of trickery is this?
Dammit! Sneaky typos…
Not in this case
Did you just mansplain to the Internet?
The Internet seems to like it!
As do women, they just can’t ever admit it because they would lose emancipation points. Mansplain as much as you can. You will make many females very very happy.
you can go real fast
I’m out 🙌
“BTW, I’ll have a chainsaw”.
