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Ok this is a mean joke to play in patients, but I would be lying if i said I didn’t laugh when I read this
Everybody needs a hobby.
Game idea, grim reaper has been arrested, you have to fill in for him while he’s in jail.
Everyting gwan be irie
If only the Grim Reaper looked like Brad Pitt!
What was the crime he was charged with?
Impersonating an officer of the law
causing a nuisance without reasonable excuse
Define “Reasonable”
It’s the UK law term, not my words.
And even by them, it’s not defined, meant to be left to the court to argue.
Going against the status quo. Fall in line or go to jail.
Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?
(cross posted from the gabe newell own a yacht company post)
A man’s gotta have hobbies.
Like terrorizing the sick?
sorry left my /s in my other pants.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABloTUoITgw
Immediately thought of this.
costumes are illegal now smh smh
Shut up! Shut up you American. You always talk, you
Americans, you talk and you talk and say ‘Let me tell
you something’ and ‘I just wanna say this’, Well you’re
dead now, so shut up.

Down voters haven’t seen the movie…
Even if they did, they didn’t get it.
“It’s a mister Death, he’s here about the reaping or something?”
“Hey… I didn’t even eat the mousse!”
hospitals is where death hangs out, as non-coporeal entity.
God forbid someone has a hobby…
Harvesting souls with ma homies.
Cracking open a few cold ones on the hospital roof
Wait, if Ole Grim is being detained, then who is going to harvest the souls of dying mortals? Does this mean we won’t be able to die, or that our souls will simply be trapped somewhere between the realms of the living and the dead? Hmm…
Is that why McConnel has not been declared dead yet???
I think an evil necromancer has been using McConnell’s meat suit as a puppet for years now already…
If Terry Pratchett is to be believed, then it’s zombies and ghosts.
If Piers Anthony is to be believed, this will only affect people with balanced souls, but everyone else should be fine. (Well, dead)
Holy shit. Forgotten memory accessed.
Dude is about to shoot himself, Death turns up to collect him but has his hood down or something, the guy freaks out and shoots Death instead and has to take his place, right?
I read that 30+ years ago burning through my town library’s small sci-fi/fantasy section.
Yes, that’s the one. “On a Pale Horse” is the first book in the series, and the one about Death. In the books, magic and science coexist and aspects of reality like War, Time, Death, etc are all offices that people hold.
The whole Incarnations of Immortality series is one of my favorites, but it’s been a bit since I’ve read them.
I’m very tall and one time I was in my 97 year old grandmother’s room because I’d had to use her bathroom and she was half awake and said, “No! Go away!” and I was like, damn, ok. But I think she thought I was Death! :/
She was the best. So close to MLK during the Dream speech that she sat on the steps and couldn’t see him. Black Panthers would salute her white self. The best. I asked her what the most impactful technology she’d seen in her lifetime was and she said, “the next one.” So cool. There’s a picture of her and her crew with Jimmy Carter and she’s standing in front of him. What a badass.
Someone has to do this around the US capitol buildings.
Someone needs to dress as the grim reaper and rock up to whatever hospital Mitch McConnell is staying at. When security tries to turn him away, he can simply say, “I’m here to collect Mitch McConnell”.
“I am here for one. I can take many.”
“Yeah right, you said that a week ago.”
“…pleaded guilty to causing a nuisance without reasonable excuse”
thats a crime? And what would constitute a reasonable excuse?
hey, can we arrest trump for that if he comes back to the uk?
Lol no that would be reasonable and that doesn’t exist anymore in this timeline.
Likely if he had done it to people he knew, and by extension that this particular prank wouldn’t excessively affect them negatively.
Pranking your friends in public, poor taste, but possibly acceptable. Pranking random members of the public, at what could be the worst time of their life…
I don’t necessarily condone what he did, but to be fair if I was in hospital with some deadly disease I’d find someone going about dressed as the Grim Reaper hilarious. I once found a lot of amusement when I was in A&E with an allergic reaction to a horsefly bite, there was a funeral directors on the ad carousel in the waiting room. Talk about targeted advertising!
90% of people would be fine with it too, maybe more. Unfortunately, it would be VERY easy to catch someone in a very bad state, and make it even worse. Without the context of what sort of person they are, and what they are currently in for, it’s FAR more likely to run into someone who wouldn’t see the funny side.
Don’t get me wrong, it could be hilarious. E.g. the guy who did the same at a nursing home, where he also lived. The heart attack induced was just an unfortunate outcome that put it in the news.
I expect it would be for things like mental health, cultural / religious, or practical reasons i.e. shouting really loud can land you an ASBO if you do it for no reason, but not if it’s part of psychotic episode, call to prayer, or an attempt to alert people to danger.
Mate, he didn’t have his nuisance license. As punishment he will now be forced to observe the 3pm tea alarm with a glass of luke warm water.
How is “because it was funny” not a reasonable excuse in this one instance?
People can’t agree on what funny is.
We also have the very catch all of “disturbing the peace”. Some friends of mine got done with that because the police had been called despite no actual crime being committed. They were eventually “bound over” for a year which is basically a deferred fine to encourage you not to do anything that attracts the police’s attention.
“…pleaded guilty to causing a nuisance without reasonable excuse”
thats a crime?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Public_nuisance
The nuisance action began in twelfth century England as a criminal writ, belonging only to the Crown. It was used in cases that involved encroachments upon the King’s land or the blocking of public roads or waterways. The King sought to punish these criminal infringements, commonly known as “purprestures”, through criminal proceedings. Over time, activities prosecuted as public nuisances included everything from embezzling public funds to having a tiger pen next to a highway, from assisting a homicidal maniac to escape to placing a mutilated corpse on a doorstep, and from selling rotten meat to “subdividing houses to the point where they become ‘overpestered’ with the poor”. As these examples demonstrate, early authority to commence public nuisance actions was derived from the sovereign’s “police power”.[10]
Spencer (1989 at 59) describes the offence as “a rag-bag of odds and ends which we should nowadays call ‘public welfare offences’”.[11] But the common feature of the crime is that members of the public suffer a common injury through interference with rights which they enjoy as citizens. The modern definition is found in paras 31–40 Archbold (2005):
A person is guilty of a public nuisance (also known as common nuisance), who (a) does an act not warranted by law, or (b) omits to discharge a legal duty, if the effect of the act or omission is to endanger the life, health, property, morals, or comfort of the public, or to obstruct the public in the exercise or enjoyment of rights common to all Her Majesty’s subjects.[12]
can we arrest trump for that if he comes back to the uk?
I’m pretty sure that national leaders don’t normally visit countries unless they are extended diplomatic immunity, so probably not.
EDIT: Hmm. Though…this says that it was abolished as a crime in England and Wales four years ago. There’s still the tort, but the way The Mirror described it, he was “fined”, and I think that you only get fined in criminal law, not civil law (in civil law, the analog would be called paying punitive damages, at least here in the US).
subdividing houses to the point where they become ‘overpestered’
Definitely not illegal any more given the number of downright exploitive HMOs in British cities!
A SUCCULENT GRIM REAPER COSTUME?!!
Hey no spawn camping




















