Let’s make it happen cap’n.
It feels weird rooting for another country, but the USA sucks big donkey dick right now. I’m team Iran or anyone who assassinates or abducts trump. Fuck em all.
if only we didnt rely on oil. we would never need the Yemen Pipeline to steal oil in any way possible with the excuse that were spreading democracy. Ohh yeah we need coal and not electric. Who would fund the Gaza resort with a big golden statue?
Tbf main money is from military industrial complex and polymarket these days no?
Imaginary debate champion.
Dont fucking tease us like that
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olympus_Has_Fallen
Watch. Laugh. Enjoy.
A land war between Canada and the US? Canada’s only hope is in winter. But no matter what it would be an insane blood bath. People from both nations would switch sides, but US civilians have more than 10 guns per Canadian and rednecks from all over would show up hoping to taxidermy a syrup slinger.
The Geneva Convention war crimes list exists because of Canada. If it’s on the list… it’s because Canada did it to the extreme. America would be fucked.
There’s probably coming a time when America will be fucked but Canada isn’t it.
I don’t know if you wanna bomb DC. I like a lot of the monuments and museums there. Can you just gas it instead?
The bombings are a small price to pay
If they bomb the white house it won’t even be noticeable
trump was ahead of the curve, must be scorched-earth policy
They’ve already set it on fire once, go ahead and do it again
Make America 1812 Again
Didn’t it get guttered and rebuilt a couple of decades back anyway. I’m sure I read somewhere, actually it might have been in one of the X-Men movies, that it’s completely different now to how it what originally rebuilt after the fire. So this would be at least the 4th iteration of the White House.
The Truman Reconstruction. It wasn’t rebuilt completely differently.
Just make sure you get that gaudy nightmare currently in progress on the east lawn.
They’re the only country with experience in burning the White House to the ground. Just let them do their job.
It was the British and they didnt burn it to the ground so I’m not sure why people think thats what happened. It was a retaliation attack for the US fighting in Canada, sure. But they weren’t Canadian troops.
They didnt burn it to the ground because the building burnt too fast for them to get the fire hot enough. The outer walls and bits inside were still standing. I believe the British even ate dinner in the house because the chef had prepared it for the president or something but I couldn’t find a source for that.
Lmao
This country was built for white, rich, racist men that didn’t want to pay taxes. Let’s just start over.
Maybe going back to being a French or German colony would be more sensible
I mean, I live here and I’m kinda alright with it.
Nah, I get it. I mean, it’s not a dealbreaker for me.
Just focus on that place all the Mara-la-ghouls congregate.
Aside from the government parts, a lot of DC residents are at least non Republican voters, I suggest narrowing down the target area some.
I’m afraid if I offer suggestions I’ll start getting knocks on my door at 2am.
Mega churches, billionaire bunkers, pent houses, suburban mansions, … trucks with testicles
There are like 15 conservative/republican people in this entire city, and that’s only because there is one in the white house plus his crew. It’s definitely the bluest place imaginable, in the USA at least.
A neutron device will suffice.
Nice and sterilized of all the virulent filth infesting it now
The people we wouldn’t like would scurry away from there the second things look bad, so no need to bomb it. Just have to hunt them down with boots on the ground really.
The Canadian government can even say It’s an operation to take care of pedophiles.
And it would be true.
Operation Epstein Fury
I’m never gonna stop reading this as Furry and being like “holy shit is that actually what they named it”
Don’t threaten me with a good time, Canada.
America requires denazification. We will be greeted as liberators
Depending on location this ain’t even a joke, Washington state would be happy I can tell you that much
The coastal part, sure. The mountain area of Washington is pretty conservative.
i know a wide range of Appalachians who’d be helping
Raise hell, praise Dale
our babbies didn’t run shine through these hollows for us to lick boots
I originally hail from north GA and spent nearly 40 years there and Atlanta, what’s wild is that while where I live now in WA is obviously more anti Trump and but the folks ain’t nearly as anti authority or “fuck the man” as we are as a baseline, there’s some of that and Oregon is a different story but I’ve found it interesting
i had someone tell me as an Appalachian, i didn’t understand the power of a union the way she did as a Michigander and i just stared at her, dumbfounded. America’s first unions were in the south. the most powerful union America ever had was based in West Virginia. we absolutely know the power of a union, and wrote many of the tunes that have been solidified as Union Songs. the reason our unions don’t have the power they once did is largely that we couldn’t get solidarity from the Industrial unions for our Primary Unions. our collective direct action was thwarted by class traitors claiming to act on class solidarity.
but the thing is, the southern libertarian trope? that’s not a fuckin’ act. southerners legit hate authoritarians. we hate them because we’ve suffered under them. we don’t need city folk telling us to hate authority. we need help educating our neighbors that a libertarian capitalist is just a fascist faking.
and i’m seeing something i’ve never seen before right now. there were zero pro-trump counter protestors at No Kings. zero nazis. people are unified in their understanding of who the problem is right now that i’ve never seen before. and i live in a right to work state. but still the union is gaining power. people would rather potentially get fired than have their boss be a local microgod.
Preaching to the choir brother, the South’s got a lot of problems but the common conception that it’s a just a bunch of idiots, racist, and inbred hillbillies allows them to ignore the actual disenfranchisement and oppression going on both in the south and their own back yards. And the ruling class purposefully encourages and perpetuates that perspective, it both keeps the vast majority of the black people in this country impoverished and without representation AND keeps any sort of class consciousness from forming across different regions!
Would you? Please?!?!
War of 1812 is getting a sequel?
1812: Canada Strikes Back
War of 1812 2, electric bugaloo.
Where do I send my $1.05?
Also, fuck you and your political Shitpost
To me this attitude is the equivalent of telling a comedian to “stick to comedy” when they make jokes about politics, or how “woke” sci-fi is when they make commentary on society.
These things are intertwined, to a large degree.
Will you take a check?
Cheque.
Oui oui.
I didn’t pay extra for the French cheques. Just regular American checks are good enough for me.
