I also fondly remember my life when I was a mere 999 years old.

Joke’s on Noah, alphabets hadn’t even been invented yet.

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Better get my fire extinguisher ready again.

Yeah fuck this guy, let’s air drop him into Iran.

My fiance is a chef at an old folks home and gets holiday pay + normal pay.

I haven’t seen the White House look this demolished since that time aliens blew it the fuck up.

I’m just waiting so I can watch GrayStillPlays do wall rides while riding on an alligator with the chaos mod running.

A real anarchist would play full contact battle golf instead. Regardless if the other players were or not.

You can sub the car out with a high window or cliff if you take the right Metamagic Feat.

Get on my level scrub.

No but seriously, nice work, it looks very clean. Maybe could have been more ergonomic, but if it’s comfortable without fucking up your wrists then maybe not.

Steal a trademarked character, you’re gonna get sued by a jackass corporation.

It’s the closest analogy that makes sense at a glance. It’s clearly not the mouth, and since we mammals only have one other air vent, that just leaves the nose. However in actuality they have non-breathing scent detectors that are totally separate from three breathing system. It’s like if your nose could smell but not be breathed through; instead you breathed in through your mouth and had slits on your throat used to exhale.

GSLSWVPG

I think that’s a Welsh nickname.

Funny how he’s blasé when it’s foreign people suffering.

Cat: where’d that fucking bird go?

It looks low enough to smack your head on when you stand up too fast.

They look so salty about it lol

Hmm. Does it count as a cone, mathematically speaking, if it doesn’t come to a point?