This ability of the sorcerer will wipe any one song of your choosing from the pages of history, as if it never existed! Gone from our reality. They were going to do it anyway, but they’re making you choose.
Which song would you pick?
(If you really can’t narrow it down to one, then try narrowing to three)
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That stupid song that gets used in every Youtube short (Time and Hope - Cinematic)
Last Christmas by Wham!
Baby Shark. The entire time that ducking song was making it’s rounds through society, I managed to avoid it. I knew it was repetitive and awful, and through good fortune and luck, it missed me completely.
Then I watched the new season of Umbrella Academy. Those motherfuckers.
Do I get to remember it? So then I can just make it again and say it’s my song
Unfortunately, you must understand, as you are part of the reality you inhabit, you could not be aware of a song that never existed.
Because it’s already starting again, “Last Christmas”. Fuck that garbage piece of shit song that’s ruining the lives of everyone that has to work in retail during Christmas.
I love this song.
Kars 4 Kids.
The Gummy Bear song. I have no proof, but I think it has some kind of brain dissolving frequency.
English or German version?
Paul McCartney’s Christmas song. It’s a blight upon all mankind.
That one justin bieber song from when he first got famous
Mr. Brightside by the killers… fuck that song, fuck that song so much. My hatred of that song extends to everything else the killers do without ever hearing them
A Kid Rock song and there are so many good candidates I can’t decide.
Baby it’s cold outside.
Seems to be America’s favourite rape song played for the entire cold season.
Santa Baby is also pretty gross. “Hurry down my chimney tonight” …urm, okay…
Damn it is pretty pushy now that you mention it
Happy birthday. Just to see what replaces it in NA
They did. You’re welcome.
Good point. If the wizard did this you also would never know that such a song existed. Hence your “worst song in the world” spot would be filled with a different song the instant the spell hits.
It shows how such categories as “the worst” and “the best” are only constructions of our mind.
The US national anthem. People will stand around before sporting events knowing that they used to do something but are mystified they can’t remember what.
