How did you know?

I’m a mammal, show me my lumps.

Bluesky actually has content though. Unless all you want is linux and news.

What hashtags do you follow? Most things I try to look up end up having a majority of the posts in Japanese or German.

You don’t like eyebrows?

We were pressured to buy the toys, but we didn’t have anything on the order of IRL Squid Game.

I’ll be surprised if I make it to retirement age, but if I do, lol no.

Ope.

Whoa, hold on. I have allergies.

I don’t remember the people behind Power Rangers using their influence to get me to agree to being put through what amounts to torture for the hope of getting enough money to pay my bills though.

I’ve tried to stick with mastodon for a while and after using it for months, your description of checking it out is STILL what my feeds look like. That’s all there seems to be on Mastodon.

If all Mastodon wants is linux shit then only linux people are gonna stick around. Never mind that I get the exact same linux posts on bluesky from the same people on top of other topics I care to follow.

They aren’t saying with their mouths, but they seem to be fine with it padding their wallets.

I had one of these that had actual rubber tires on the wheels. Pretty sure they were a choking hazard.

Mastodon would be fine if all I cared to follow was Linux news and if I understood German and Japanese.

We must have different experiences with facebook, because I see nazi rhetoric just as often there. It may not be as blatantly supported, but they certainly do nothing to keep it off of the platform.

I don’t think I have just one local drag queen, but the result is surely the same.

I’m using Linux and keeping a debloated windows install handy for the stuff I don’t care to have to console jockey to make work.

Of course its fucking IOWA

Same-ish, I am straight, but some family think I might be gay because I didn’t get a girl pregnant as a teenager or something. Thankfully, most of my friends live in a blue state I used to live in, so whatever help that affords to them is there.